Little help needed. I have been going out with this girl for 2 months. We haven't had sex or anything, but last night she walked in on me having a wank (She lives about 3 doors away and has a key). I was jerkin it to a Private movie and didn't even see her until I was finished. I just turned and there she was. She acted real embarassed, but I'm worse. Not to be too graphic, but I was literally covered in my own cum and don't know how to handle this awkward situation. Advice needed.
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Wanking is what healty men often do, she can't be mad. :1orglaugh
I believe that is the perfect segue into actual sex with her. She knows what your dick looks like now. She's thinking about that all the time now.
Embarassing situations make good conversation starters. Later on, after the event.. that is. You two can laugh at the whole thing and maybe even have a cool little conversation about it. Ask her how often she wanks it and then ask if she needs a helping hand. err, finger.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
You should have asked her for help! Man, haven't you ever watched a porno movie? That works everytime! She'll start sucking you off, then her best friend will enter cause she's returning the dildo she borrowed... Bam! Instant threesome!
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
Talk to her about it. Tell her how you feel and hopefully she'll understand. If you get lucky, walk in on her getting herself off. Then you'll be even.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
Only if it will lead to an orgy or some sex with all of them!
Come on! We are talking about women - of course she'll tell her girlfriends about it.
Women DO talk, thats one of the few things I know about women.
I'll bet she has been talking to the gfs. Ur in serious bother now, bro. If I was u i'd move country.
Come on! We are talking about women - of course she'll tell her girlfriends about it.
Women DO talk, thats one of the few things I know about women.
That's why I said hopefully. I mean there is a chance it won't happen...maybe. :dunno:
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
That's why I said hopefully. I mean there is a chance it won't happen...maybe. :dunno:
Women not talking to other women about a man's embarrassing moment? Never!!!!
(sarcasm)
Perhaps you could have invited her to lick up your cum?
Seriously, if she came in and saw you were wanking, she stuck around for a reason. She could have just backed away into another room or backed outside if she didn't want the awkward situation. I'm with Torre. Use this incident to strike up a conversation with her about sex. Obviously she's not repulsed by your unit or anything. It could turn out that this is the best thing that could have happened.
Seriously, if she came in and saw you were wanking, she stuck around for a reason. She could have just backed away into another room or backed outside if she didn't want the awkward situation. I'm with Torre. Use this incident to strike up a conversation with her about sex. Obviously she's not repulsed by your unit or anything. It could turn out that this is the best thing that could have happened.
Yeah, I'm with you fellers! That's some excellent advice. He just needs to clean up the nut and go talk to her. Then update us on the outcome. Heh.. outcome.. all over himself while she watched. This chick is a voyeur! BOOYAH!
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