Advice on getting caught

[Ballsdeepz]

How is anyone taking this guy seriously?

You gave a key to someone you haven't slept with? I call BS

 

[Ashli Orion]

if that happens to you again, be sure to ask her to lick up the mess you made!

 

[villiageidiot]

Deny Deny Deny and question her Sanity.

Ha, that's exactly what I would do! "I wasn't doing anything!":1orglaugh

Is she still talking to you? If she's not, then she's creeped out!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Advice about what? You didn't see her until you finished, because she wanted to see you finish. She was spying you while you jerked off, just like you would have done to her...I bet her twat was a sopping wet mess, and I guarantee you when she went back to her apartment, she had her hands in her panties before her ass hit the bed. All you have to do is laugh it off, and let her know you had no choice, because you didn't want to go elsewhere for the pussy you should be getting from her. Oh, and make sure she knows, next time you're gonna rub one out, you would much rather watch her do the same.

 

[Funkwerkz]

I'm with Revidffum about this. You have just enlarged her fantasy world.

Was she biting her lips and breathing faster?

 

[Eric Lindros]

Nobody asked him which movie he was jerking off to.

But seriously, go talk to her as many here already said before.
It can't get worser and if you are being honest, she might appreciate that.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Spanker, I was getting ready to yell at you when I saw the subject line. I was assuming you had cheated on your wife, but this sounds funny to me...although it's never happened to me before, so I don't have any advice for you.

 

[pancha]

:rofl2:

this was a great read this morning!!!

and the guy named himself "Spanker":1orglaugh

but seriously, sounds like something good happened by you getting caught! I agree with a previous post, start some coversation about it and subtly state that you'd rather fantasize than go elsewhere cuz you are into HER!

 

[mtoney932]

:rofl2:
omg thats funnier than my friend getting caught with videos of him masturbating on his labtop. but on a serious note the previous post might be on to something she did stick around for a reason.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

........uh........ummm..

....okay, I've stopped laughing now, here's what you should do:

Just tell her "Hey, I was just trying on one my huge, monstrous loads but I think it would look even better on you.".

and I've gotta say, if this chick could stand there, watch you jerk off, finish all over yourself and not run for the hills, she's fuckin' interested AND probably quite the freak.

I think you've got serious Ass-to-Mouth potential with this woman.

 

[Spleen]

if you are both too embarrassed, break up. if she liked it, marry her.

 

[BlueBalls]

Run for your life.

 

[titsrock]

Why would you give a key to your place to a chick you've never banged before and have only dated 2 months? You have yourself to blame!

You should actually HOPE she tells her girlfriends about it. They will publically call you a perv but privately think "that's hot."

I would be mature and simply go, "Honey, can I talk to you a minute? Look, I know you caught me wanking. I was really horny and I was actually thinking about you..."

Turn the focus back to on how much you like her and it should be no problem.

 

[squallumz]

out of curiosity, has she mentioned it at all?

 

[Facetious]

Did she grin and / or offer to assist in kleen up ?

Question that I have is . . . . two months ? !!!! What's up with that ?
Two weeks maybe !!




At first I thought that this thread was going in the direction advice on how to get caught. turns some people on :tongue:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

So how where they? Did you do the motorboat?

You did! You cum covered, motorboatin' son of a bitch you.