A World Without Boogers...

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

... Is A World I Want No Part Of.

I love picking my nose. I'm compulsive about it and can't stop. There is no time or place where it's bad to pick a booger. I look forward to the first morning light and start digging away inside my nose hoping to find treasure. I'm picking my nose as I'm writing this thread.

 

[Shifty]

 

[Member442]

*increases my post count* thank you.

 

[GregCentauro]

In a world without boogers there'd be less flavor in Big Macs.

 

[turtle825]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've flicked so many boogers against the wall I can't even tell what color I painted it a year ago.

 

[ralph furley]

I've flicked so many boogers against the wall I can't even tell what color I painted it a year ago.

let me guess ur a chef right? i think i saw u on busted and disgusted

 

[MyBabeHub]

peas = boogers

 

[jod0565]

Another one.

 

[DJCowboy]

 

[cartman24]

Sneezes would sure be a lot less eventful...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I drive a big Chevy Truck and take great delight in flicking boogers onto people in convertibles with the top down in traffic on beautiful Summer Afternoons like today.

 

[tartanterrier]

I like to pick my nose and flick it into my work colleagues soup.Well
at least they will have some croutons

 

[LukeEl]

When are you going to start the "I love to light my farts" thread

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I like to pick my nose and flick it into my work colleagues soup.Well
at least they will have some croutons

They really spruce up Top Ramen.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I prefer picking dags instead.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Got really drunk last night and woke up this morning with a huge booger in my right nostril. I went in carefully with my thumb and index finger. I hooked it and slowly pulled it out. It had a tail so long that it felt like I pulled a piece of my brain out. It came out perfectly clean with no remaining fragments. I looked at and admired my new friend that was stuck to my fingers. I rolled it up until it stopped being sticky and wet becoming a solid ball. Then I flicked it against my booger wall where it stuck. I'm looking at it right now. "Hi booger!"