A thread for paranoid people

I thought many years that CIA, FBI, SUPO, KGB and even GESTAPO are spying on me.


Now I know that that kind of imagination was just a symptom of paranoia.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nah, they're not onto you yet. But I am. That craigslist sniper is still after your dumb ass.
 

Antonella Kahllo

Official Checked Star Member
The twins and I are spying on you assari :bounce:
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Same thing happen to me!
Each time i look in that mirror i see that guy who just can't stop to look at me! :brick:
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Nah Assari, you should really worry when you see some guys in white coats carrying butterfly nets appear at your door. And if they're driving a van with rubber walls, then you know they really are out to get ya'.

 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/antonella-kahllo said:
Antonella Kahllo[/URL][/B], post: 9060093, member: 945668"]The twins and I are spying on you assari :bounce:

It's true! Open up one of Antonella's pics in fullscreen. Then walk around the room looking at her twins.

They follow you!
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
And that is what it happen if the boobies get ya!

Can't imagine something worse.

Run assari, RUN!
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
âssari, you are not paranoid. I am 100% sure you just fake this for another thread
 
My house is kinda old and creaks throughout the day even if no-one else is here, I'm always paranoid that someones breaking in when I'm in bed.

But then I'm paranoid about my car being stolen anytime I hear something outside, its not like I even live in a bad area!
 
Lately I've been very paranoid when it comes to cybersecurity. I'm constantly running virus and adware scans on my Mac and fiddling with the security settings, especially after finding out about the flash player vulnerability. I've encrypted my system in order to better protect my information. It seems like every time you turn on the news a company is getting hacked or a new virus is being spread. I'm just paranoid that my system is going to get exploited
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
Iceman322 said:
Lately I've been very paranoid when it comes to cybersecurity. I'm constantly running virus and adware scans on my Mac and fiddling with the security settings, especially after finding out about the flash player vulnerability. I've encrypted my system in order to better protect my information. It seems like every time you turn on the news a company is getting hacked or a new virus is being spread. I'm just paranoid that my system is going to get exploited
I have a nephew who's paranoid and totally convinced that it is the Anti-Virus companies themselves who are making and spreading Viruses and Malware in general. So, he hasn't used any Anti-Virus in years. He goes, "I haven't used an Anti-Virus in years and my computer has not been infected." I'll go, "Well, how do you KNOW your computer hasn't been infected if you don't have an Anti-Virus to TELL you that it is infected?" :dunno:
 
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