A thread for paranoid people

[ChuckFaze]

What about paranoia that your tits will knock over something very expensive in some expensive store?
Or HAS it already happened before ... various times?

 

[Antonella Kahllo]

What about paranoia that your tits will knock over something very expensive in some expensive store?
Or HAS it already happened before ... various times?

OMG!!! jajajaja it has already happened a couple of times. I broke porcelain tea cups..:suicide:

 

[ChuckFaze]

It doesn't surprise me one bit. As OUT THERE as they are, the odds of it already having happened had to be 100%. :1orglaugh

 

[assari]

The twins and I are spying on you assari :bounce:

It is said that the spies are men so this was new and relieve information to me.

Same thing happen to me!
Each time i look in that mirror i see that guy who just can't stop to look at me!

I can not look in the mirror anymore because I look -and also behave- like a spy.

Nah Assari, you should really worry when you see some guys in white coats carrying butterfly nets appear at your door. And if they're driving a van with rubber walls, then you know they really are out to get ya'.

White coats and butterfly nets are just smoke and mirrors.

In reality those guys are STASI-agents.

âssari, you are not paranoid. I am 100% sure you just fake this for another thread

That was very paranoid opinion.

My house is kinda old and creaks throughout the day even if no-one else is here, I'm always paranoid that someones breaking in when I'm in bed.

But then I'm paranoid about my car being stolen anytime I hear something outside, its not like I even live in a bad area!

^

It is great to see that I'm not only paranoid person here.

Don't think I don't know why you created this thread. In fact, I know that you know that I know.

That play on word revealed that you are at least private investigator. (wtf)

I am always paranoid when I am home alone and in the shower...

That feeling is due to the fact that you have seen Hitchcock's Psyko.

If a bunch of 95 year old men are following you, just walk faster.

That is good advice, but I can not escape if they have acces to use a high speed model year 1936 Volkswagen Beetle.

Lately I've been very paranoid when it comes to cybersecurity. I'm constantly running virus and adware scans on my Mac and fiddling with the security settings, especially after finding out about the flash player vulnerability. I've encrypted my system in order to better protect my information. It seems like every time you turn on the news a company is getting hacked or a new virus is being spread. I'm just paranoid that my system is going to get exploited

That's not a delusion of persecution.


Hackers are after you all the thime.

They are spying.

They already admitted it.

Yes and they do not give up.

GESTAPO agents are eldery men who have started their work in the 1930s.

I have a nephew who's paranoid and totally convinced that it is the Anti-Virus companies themselves who are making and spreading Viruses and Malware in general. So, he hasn't used any Anti-Virus in years. He goes, "I haven't used an Anti-Virus in years and my computer has not been infected." I'll go, "Well, how do you KNOW your computer hasn't been infected if you don't have an Anti-Virus to TELL you that it is infected?" :dunno:

it is sad to hear that you nephew is like me ie. totally paranoid person.

Surprised no one on this thread posted this

Interesting link, but I do not dare to open it because YouTube is full of information fishing viruses.

I have paranoia that my tits will suffocate me while I sleep... NOW thats very dangerous. LoL

Well, large breasts can cause a variety of things to their owners.