A Million to One Possibility.

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
i wasnt. that was 30 seconds of my life down the toilet. i want pictures for proof. im kinda believing it... but still.

A big waste of time. Shame on STDiva. :tongue:

We will ask for pictures to any story like this or any others in the future.

There has been too many threads started that turned out to be lies.

We don't like lies on this site. ;)

We demand proof. :hammer:
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
I have heard it said in New York you bump into someone you know, but this is the Kahuna of dreams. Hope all wet I mean went well.
 
My story wasnt a lie, it was just misleading.

Anyways. I believe this guy, and won't demand pictures. But if he wanted to post some, I wouldnt get mad ;)
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
built it up???
aw c'mon now tor.

Ok so it wasn't a sex date, but it was good.
sufficient for one day.
gonna hang out again tomorrow.

so of all the places in the world for her and her TWIN sister to move to, she moves about 1/8th of a mile from my home. crazy odds.
And she knows nobody in the city....except me.

I've dated about 20 of these camgirls in my time in Medellin, this one is probably the hottest.

I show a picture I have of her, but not her face,


http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Image1224255277451.jpg
http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Image1217261893732.jpg
 
A big waste of time. Shame on STDiva. :tongue:

We will ask for pictures to any story like this or any others in the future.

There has been too many threads started that turned out to be lies.

We don't like lies on this site. ;)

We demand proof. :hammer:

99% of those "Dear Penthouse..." phony threads are started by douchebag noobs.

Meester is a vet...I think he knows better than to fuck with us.:angels:
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
hmmm. if thats shaved, thats gonna be a cute pussy. black hair. yum.

does she really have a twin?
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
My story wasnt a lie, it was just misleading.

Anyways. I believe this guy, and won't demand pictures. But if he wanted to post some, I wouldnt get mad ;)

Misleading someone....is a lie. :nono: :tongue:

99% of those "Dear Penthouse..." phony threads are started by douchebag noobs.

Meester is a vet...I think he knows better than to fuck with us.:angels:

I never said I didn't believe him. I just want proof from now on. ;)
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
hmmm. if thats shaved, thats gonna be a cute pussy. black hair. yum.

does she really have a twin?

yeah, her twin came with us but we took her home early. Hate to sound like a dog but she's my plan B.
got some pizza, drank some beer (colombian chics like beer).
Then I split after making plans for tomorrow with her.
I got it to the flirting and touching stage, which is fine at this point.
 
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Wait a minute..you're out with twins..one of them a busty hottie..you're drinking beer with them and YOU CALLED IT OFF:rolleyes::(

Meester.. you...must...be...
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
^
Wait a minute..you're out with twins..one of them a busty hottie..you're drinking beer with them and YOU CALLED IT OFF:rolleyes::(

Meester.. you...must...be...



actually theyre both busty hotties.


Man 99% of the women/girls in this city are genetic machines.
Thoroughbreds.
Any girl you date here will be seriously hot.
Its just the way this went down was so coincidental.
I've thought about this girl everyday for like 10 months, tortured myself by talking on messenger with her a few times a month, and then she pops up living a 2 minutes walk away.
The night was winding down, I knew I wasn't gonna get her tonight, so I took her home while things were at a positive peak and made plans for tomorrow.
Thats how you gotta do it sometimes right?
Thanks for all your support, I'll be back.
 
built it up???
aw c'mon now tor.

Ok so it wasn't a sex date, but it was good.
sufficient for one day.
gonna hang out again tomorrow.

so of all the places in the world for her and her TWIN sister to move to, she moves about 1/8th of a mile from my home. crazy odds.
And she knows nobody in the city....except me.

I've dated about 20 of these camgirls in my time in Medellin, this one is probably the hottest.

I show a picture I have of her, but not her face,


http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Image1224255277451.jpg
http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Image1217261893732.jpg
:eek: You're gonna be banging HER?!? YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!!! :bowdown:
actually theyre both busty hotties.


Man 99% of the women/girls in this city are genetic machines.
Thoroughbreds.
Any girl you date here will be seriously hot.
What's the girl-to-guy ratio down there? I might think about going to Colombia for a little bit. I have an uncle who married a Colombian woman last year that he met online. If my uncle can pull that off, I can do it 10 times better. :)
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
:sigh: Many of the women in my city are genetic BREEDING grounds. They're all married and/or pregnant. Which is fine and all, in a 'oh I should be nice despite the fact that all the good ones are either taken or damaged goods from the jerks' kinda way. Ah well. There's always fleshlight and hope. More fleshlight than hope, actually. :\
 
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I feel your pain, brother. And to think...we are reduced to living vicariously through Meester and his Colombian hotties...:weeping:

I must've slept through the "Life isn't fair" lecture....:cry:
 
built it up???
aw c'mon now tor.

Ok so it wasn't a sex date, but it was good.
sufficient for one day.
gonna hang out again tomorrow.

so of all the places in the world for her and her TWIN sister to move to, she moves about 1/8th of a mile from my home. crazy odds.
And she knows nobody in the city....except me.

I've dated about 20 of these camgirls in my time in Medellin, this one is probably the hottest.

I show a picture I have of her, but not her face,


http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Image1224255277451.jpg
http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=Image1217261893732.jpg

Wow! and she have a twin? man, some guys have all the luck. Happy for you though. :hatsoff:

*subscribing to this thread*
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
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I feel your pain, brother. And to think...we are reduced to living vicariously through Meester and his Colombian hotties...:weeping:

I must've slept through the "Life isn't fair" lecture....:cry:

Ugh.. I dunno where some of these guys went to high school.. or where they live that has hundreds.. THOUSANDS of hotties and you actually have your pick because they're like wildflowers waiting to be plucked ('n fucked) and enjoyed.. but.. fuggin' hell!!

They call America the land of opportunity but that just isnt so. Chicks here have incredible expectations and they're not worth *HALF* the effort. (even if they look like the chicks in most of the pics shown on FreeOnes)
 
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Do you know who the only person in America who will be getting more pussy than Meester and who might be living better then him in this country? That Hero who landed that damn USAir plane in the goddamn Hudson River! THAT GUY is going to be able to walk into any bar in America and never pay for a drink again and be able to walk out with the hottest hottie on his arm....

sniff...is it too late for me to go to flight school?
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
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Do you know who the only person in America who will be getting more pussy than Meester and who might be living better then him in this country? That Hero who landed that damn USAir plane in the goddamn Hudson River! THAT GUY is going to be able to walk into any bar in America and never pay for a drink again and be able to walk out with the hottest hottie on his arm....

sniff...is it too late for me to go to flight school?

Yes. Much too late. Better try your luck as a rapper or maybe a... um.. a... shit, I dunno. Just take a caveman club to the bar, bonk a chick and drag her back to the cave. It worked a million years ago, it should work these days. Then again, these days the club is called rohypnol and is outlawed for use. Isnt that unnatural? Outlawing something that will make birthrates skyrocket and keep a huge portion of the American workforce happy?! Say it aint so. Then again.. ehh..I wouldnt wanna wake up with a sore hole, myself. But I wouldnt be pregnant! :p :p
 
Rohypnol? You? Oh, Hi there Sebastien Jankowski! I didn't realize you were a member here:eek::wave2:

Hmm. Based on your post and waking up with a sore bunghole someday..I suppose I should turn down a free drink from Senob or the Chef?:cool:
 
Yes. Much too late. Better try your luck as a rapper....

Im gonna make it as a rapper A.S.A.P. and be nationwide...and im most defenetly giving a shout out 2 Freeonez when I get there....Real Talk....

and also other thingz like Movie/Porn Star and Ownin a Video Arcade Company (or Studio)....and or be on the radio!!

Real Talk...
 
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