A magical name for a boat.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Awe inspiring, really.

 

[nightwanker]

Magical captain for a boat
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=321297

 

[~~whimsy~~]

With Captain Bird Shit at the head!

 

[lostwood_7]

Is that a rose after the name...WTF?

 

[StanScratch]

"Hey, baby. I've got my own boat. Want to go on a little cruise?"
"Oh, what's its name?"
"I...uh..I'd rather not say..."
"My brother has his own yacht. He named it after his daughter, the Lisa Marie."
"Oh, uh, yeah...that's cool..."
"They say you name your boat after your most beloved. What is yours called, again?"
"It's the Fartbutt, OK! The fucking Fartbutt! I am the captain of the fucking Fartbutt, all right?"
"Fuck me now!"


Genius!

 

[tittenman]

Well thought out name.....NOT!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Hey, baby. I've got my own boat. Want to go on a little cruise?"
"Oh, what's its name?"
"I...uh..I'd rather not say..."
"My brother has his own yacht. He named it after his daughter, the Lisa Marie."
"Oh, uh, yeah...that's cool..."
"They say you name your boat after your most beloved. What is yours called, again?"
"It's the Fartbutt, OK! The fucking Fartbutt! I am the captain of the fucking Fartbutt, all right?"
"Fuck me now!"


Genius!

I love how much thought goes into Stan's posts. Well done.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Fartbutt boat.:1orglaugh

 

[on]

I'd like to hear the captain on the radio talking to the horbour master!

Also he's fucked if he has any trouble at sea! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday, This is Fartbutt!

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh that is just great:1orglaugh

 

[spider1962]

If Bevis and Butthead had a boat, this would be it.

 

[arianajoladdict]

but what about buttfart

 

[lurkingdirk]

would you motorboat fartbutt?

 

[Wainkerr99]

FreeOnes members sail for free.