A magical name for a boat.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Awe inspiring, really.

 

[nightwanker]

Magical captain for a boat
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=321297

 

[~~whimsy~~]

With Captain Bird Shit at the head!

 

[lostwood_7]

Is that a rose after the name...WTF?

 

[StanScratch]

"Hey, baby. I've got my own boat. Want to go on a little cruise?"
"Oh, what's its name?"
"I...uh..I'd rather not say..."
"My ******* has his own yacht. He named it after his ********, the Lisa Marie."
"Oh, uh, yeah...that's cool..."
"They say you name your boat after your most beloved. What is yours called, again?"
"It's the Fartbutt, OK! The fucking Fartbutt! I am the captain of the fucking Fartbutt, all right?"
"Fuck me now!"


Genius!

 

[tittenman]

Well thought out name.....NOT!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Hey, baby. I've got my own boat. Want to go on a little cruise?"
"Oh, what's its name?"
"I...uh..I'd rather not say..."
"My ******* has his own yacht. He named it after his ********, the Lisa Marie."
"Oh, uh, yeah...that's cool..."
"They say you name your boat after your most beloved. What is yours called, again?"
"It's the Fartbutt, OK! The fucking Fartbutt! I am the captain of the fucking Fartbutt, all right?"
"Fuck me now!"


Genius!

I love how much thought goes into Stan's posts. Well done.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Fartbutt boat.:1orglaugh

 

[on]

I'd like to hear the captain on the radio talking to the horbour master!

Also he's fucked if he has any trouble at sea! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday, This is Fartbutt!

 

[Skyraider22]

Oh that is just great:1orglaugh

 

[spider1962]

If Bevis and Butthead had a boat, this would be it.

 

[arianajoladdict]

but what about buttfart

 

[lurkingdirk]

would you motorboat fartbutt?

 

[Wainkerr99]

FreeOnes members sail for free.