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For some couples the dog can be a ***** substitute.


I don't particularly care for ******** - they smell funny. If I had a *****, I'd want him to be a dog substitute.
 
If I am willing to risk bodily harm to myself to save you, then you are ******.

Now back to important matters. What breed is the dog? Does it have papers? Is it a mutt? Did you pay for it or was it free?
 
A pet does not equate to ******. I had goldfish that I shared in the home with four men I lived with, and we weren't ******. Nor were we a couple. :(

If the dog runs away, are you still a ******?
 
Let's say that dog is like your ***** and has a litter of 8 puppies. Would you be willing to give your grandchildren away like the puppies?
 
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