Hey Fellas, Why Do Irish People Have Such Big Heads?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't mean "big head" as far as egos as many that I know are drunks with low self-esteem. I mean they have Size 8 hat sizes at the very minimum. Howard Stern used to have a contest to see how many Jelly Beans you could fit into Rosie O'Donnell's head. The Irish Hillbillies from Kentucky that married into our family have domes bigger than moonshine jugs. My aunt's 3rd husband was a Boston Irish guy with a head that looks like a weather balloon with a JFK haircut.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My best friend of 45 years is 100% Irish, and does not have a big head, size wise. Maybe it's just because Rosie is fat, and the hillbillies are cousin fuckers.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My best friend of 45 years is 100% Irish, and does not have a big head, size wise. Maybe it's just because Rosie is fat, and the hillbillies are cousin fuckers.

If inbreeding caused a large head Orthodox Jews would have to have the front door of their synagogues widened.