6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet

I wonder how these kids act in real life.


You probably see them all the time and don't even notice the pathetic little shits!:1orglaugh
 
People cringe when they hear this term because they know that a large number of the teenagers claiming Asperger's are, in fact, merely dicks.

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Bump :D

How about: the destitute and repressed and inebriated poster who can only acknowledge his/her existence on a forum by swallowing his/her pride (as well as beer!) :1orglaugh
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Gee, we don't have this personality on the board at all. Do we? :1orglaugh

http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

Umm... *tries to look innocent*
I'm not like that at all... am I? No... not a bit...

Anyways, I'm going to have a look at that we hate jimmy thread, then the Andronicus Ry isn't going to go away so we'd all just better get used to him thread... AND IF THERE ARE ANY SPELLING MISTAKES I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY! WHAT'S THE POINT OF TYPING IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH AN EDUCATION IN THIS WORLD? I SPEAK ENGLISH RUSSIAN AND GREEK SO I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU FUCKERS! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
*cough* Um, I mean... Bye :)
 
I F5 all day long.. Haha. I know a lot of grammar Nazi's (I always imagine them to look and act like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld). They are funny people. :)
 
:cthulhu::cthulhu::eeew:
I get Inexplicable Urge To Wank Syndrome quite a lot when I use the Internet. I'm just too embarrassed to see my doctor about it.:why:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
And I may be suffering from 4 1/2 of those disorders!
 
Just dropping back in to see why NOBODY HAS REPLIED to my brilliant and incitefull comment...
There's a link to seven words you can't say on the internet without starting a Flame war:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-words-you-cant-say-on-the-internet-without-starting-a-flame-war/

They are:
******, cunt, faggot, Sieg Heil, Scientology, baby-rape and meh.
Who wants a nice Flame war?

Hell, add honkey and cracker to that list. I don't let that shit slide off anybody. :mad:
 
Umm... *tries to look innocent*
I'm not like that at all... am I? No... not a bit...

Anyways, I'm going to have a look at that we hate jimmy thread, then the Andronicus Ry isn't going to go away so we'd all just better get used to him thread... AND IF THERE ARE ANY SPELLING MISTAKES I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY! WHAT'S THE POINT OF TYPING IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH AN EDUCATION IN THIS WORLD? I SPEAK ENGLISH RUSSIAN AND GREEK SO I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU FUCKERS! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
*cough* Um, I mean... Bye :)

good times also someone misspelled your, WHY CAN'T THEY SPELL....i'm going to stab them in the face! how come no one has responded to my post, my rat died a while back and nobody loves me, everybody hates me think i'll go and eat worms long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones see how they wriggle and squirm...RESPOND TO ME!!!!
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Tom Cruise!
That was a step too far *slinks off to a corner and sobs softly*

i'm real glad i grew up before the internet. the early 90s ruled. life was much more fun
Life was more fun even in the late 90s. I remember goin' clubbin' & pubbin' * meeting new people. Kids these days are too busy sneering at everything to ever give it a chance. They'd laugh at us ravers for dancing all night as though we were doin' somethin' stupid, but what were they doin' Jack. They cared more about lookin' cool than havin' fun.
 
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