528-Pound Woman Gives Birth to First Child

You sure she actually gave birth?

It wasn't some kind of mutated be sore that's now running rampant throughout the city, ripping out the throats of all who cross its path?
 
I'm sure there were about 9 months worth of questions the day after she announced her pregnancy.

What:
... the fuck?
... are you kidding me?
... kinda dude would...?

Where:
... did this take place?
... are the authorities?
... did that guy find the strength to...?

When:
... did you capture that guy?
... did he finally sober up?
... does the guy get out of the hospital?

Who:
... allowed this?
... helped that guy?
... is gonna help you run around after that kid?

How:
... did he... physically?
... did she... phsically?
... much did he enjoy that big ass obstacle course?
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
How'd she know? Does she even get up and go to the bathroom? Who the Hell had sex with her?
 
What did she name the kid? Shamu? :dunno:
 
The guy is only 154 pounds? :eek: I would have thought that was the weight of the baby!
 
How is this possible? For one she can't be on top for obvious reasons. Number two how do you find the right spot to stick it in, I mean all those rolls you think you're in but it's the belly button.
 
Who took one for the team and hit that.

It's important to always wear two jimmy hats at the same time especially when taking one for the team
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
Its really sad because that poor Baby Girl is going to essentially grow up without a mother. Watching your mother feed herself to death rather than play with you in the backyard is going to certainly eff her up.

People shouldn't be able to have children until they can take care of themselves. Disgusting.
 

britlover

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People shouldn't be able to have children until they can take care of themselves. Disgusting.

What you just said there was my hands-down favorite part of your last post. Today the realities of over-populating and excess crowding on this bickering planet are higher then ever. And with the easy availabity of such super harmful items like guns that can be easily purchased and the like, and with somuch wronginthe education field, there need's to me MUCH less birth rate on this planet very soon. This may sound a bit too cruel, but if a lot of unfit parents are lonely, then they need to see about getting a new pet then instead of making another living human being right away. Beyond sad. :(
 
Its really sad because that poor baby girl is going to essentially grow up without a mother. Watching your mother feed herself to death rather than play with you in the backyard is going to certainly eff her up.

People shouldn't be able to have children until they can take care of themselves. Disgusting.

I didn't think of it that way but that does make sense when you think about it. :(

I was feeling sorry for the baby when it gets older and goes to grade school and has an reputation of being the child of a the infamous morbidly obese woman who gave birth when she was 528 lbs.
 
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