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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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I loved putting a scumbag hat on my dog's picture. She's not really racist, though. She barks at everyone.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm watching "The Quiet Man." I never noticed but every time John Wayne lights a cigarette he takes two puffs and throws it to the ground violently. Ima start doing that with all things. Take to bites of a meal? Throw the plate against the wall. Two drinks from a pint? Throw the glass at the bartender. Something about sex and two pumps....? throw the chick out of bed.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!


I'm watching "The Quiet Man." I never noticed but every time John Wayne lights a cigarette he takes two puffs and throws it to the ground violently. Ima start doing that with all things. Take to bites of a meal? Throw the plate against the wall. Two drinks from a pint? Throw the glass at the bartender. Something about sex and two pumps....? throw the chick out of bed.

We'll have to start calling you "Johnny Two Times".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfW-MPUjC_0

My old man loved John Wayne, well his movies anyway. So do I. I still remember staying up late and watching his movies with me dad when I was a wee lad.
When he'd had a few too many he used to do a wicked impersonation of him.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
What? That guy hasn't posted worth a litter covered cat shit in a coon's age.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
^^ :D :1orglaugh :rofl2:

We should chip in and get him a wax job for winning AHotY, plus it was his birthday the other day after all.

And I'm sure the other beach goers would really, really appreciate it too.
 
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