5 Fun Facts About You : )

[bobjustbob]

4. I have 2 metal garden sheds

Have you ever played table tennis in these sheds? Do you have 1 shed for reading and one for table tennis? Did you write this in one of your sheds?

 

[ban-one]

Wow! This is.one of the few threads I have read every post in!

1. Many of you will find this.hard to believe but I have never been a stripper, and never have had sex for.money


2 . I actually was a head cook and kitchen manager for a diner at 17 yrs old

3. I lost my virginty to a.boy named Michael Jackson....and he was white.

4. I've done bookkeeping and all of the federal, state and city taxes work for 3 different businesses during the.last 7 years.

5. When I was in my early teens my parents started using meth and lost everything, we ended.up living in an old 5th wheel trailer with my two brothers in the woods. No power, no running water for 2years. There was a river near by that I washed myself and my clothes.in.
Things actually got.way.worse but that's enough for.now.

Considering number 5 happened, I'd say most people probably would've assumed you would have stripped and had sex for money, Mandy. And I'm very impressed that you've become a successful lady from what you came from. You're even more amazing that I thought, Mandy :thumbsup: :clap:

 

[eponymous]

5. When I was in my early teens my parents started using meth and lost everything, we ended.up living in an old 5th wheel trailer with my two brothers in the woods. No power, no running water for 2years. There was a river near by that I washed myself and my clothes in.

That's awful, truly. Kudos to you for being a survivor and coming through it with the personal drive to be successful on your own terms.

So I hope you won't be offended when I say...these are supposed to be FUN facts! You're not alone, though. As I read my post, I realized they weren't necessarily fun things, just things that make me a bit strange...

 

[ban-one]

So I hope you won't be offended when I say...these are supposed to be FUN facts! You're not alone, though. As I read my post, I realized they weren't necessarily fun things, just things that make me a bit strange...

I almost said that, but thought better of it, given than not everyone has been exclusively cheerful with their 'fun' facts...

You're even more amazing that I thought, Mandy :thumbsup: :clap:

D'oh!

Than I thought. It should read "You're even more amazing than I thought, Mandy :thumbsup: :clap:"

 

[larss]

Have you ever played table tennis in these sheds? Do you have 1 shed for reading and one for table tennis? Did you write this in one of your sheds?

I mostly use my sheds for storage of leaves.

 

[Petra]

I mostly use my sheds for storage of leaves.

Do they compost in there??

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Five? Fun? Facts?!
Geez...I'll see what I can do, but no guarantees!

1. In the 90's I did an internship with a big bank to be a stock broker. I quit after one day.

2. I read my first Playboy at age 5 (stole my dad's).
I didn't understand what I was looking at, just that it made me feel good. Nothing has changed.

3. I once did 800 sit-ups in a row.

4. I am a technically good guitar player (Gretsch) but I have a tin ear.

5. I want to visit the Taj Mahal, Hagia Sophia, and the Kaaba for purely architectural reasons.


Phew!
Would have been much easier (and more fun) to come up with '5 Pervy Facts'!


BONUS FACTS!
i) I've had letters (one true, one semi-fiction) published in Penthouse.
ii) I once won a guitar and a Penthouse (the issue which unknowingly contained my letter) in a poker game.

 

[sean miguel]

5. Read the Lord of the Rings when I was 9. I didn't understand what was with all that elvish crap but kept reading it anyways. It's Lord of the Rings.

5. When I was 7-years-old, I formed a bicycle gang with a couple of the neighborhood kids. We put playing cards in the spokes of our wheels to make it sound like an engine. We called ourselves The Hawks and rode around the neighborhood going "Caw! Caw! Caw!" (In hindsight, we probably should've been called The Crows). We disbanded after only one day after the neighbors complained about all the noise. But for that one day, we were kings.

 

[lurkingdirk]

1. I once worked as a cobbler
2. Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day.
3. I love driving motorcycles.
4. I was 6 when I first drove a motorcycle (it was a mini bike of a cousin of mine).
5. The first time I saw an elephant was in the wild.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

1-I can "gleek" (google it), and I have good aim too.

2-I once won a hot tub.

3-I won my elementary school spelling bee when I was in third grade. This was all grades too, so I beat out 4th and 5th graders.

4-One of my summer jobs on break from college was working the docks in West Palm Beach, unloading containers from ships. I worked w/ a Vietnamese guy who taught how to say hello and goodbye in Vietnamese. We used to have to hook ourselves up to cables and be lifted on the ships, unhook the containers, and then "ride" them to a place where we then cleaned them out. DISGUSTING work.

5-My nickname in high school was "Tree." It was given to me by my middle school basketball coach.

 

[Maggie Green]

5 things Maggie Green doesn't want you to know about her.

1. Always takes up 2 parking places.

2. Uses cheap laundry detergent.

3. Will only buy wine with screw off caps.

4. Can't name the 4 members of The Beetles.

5. Suspended from 6th grade for an incident involving a science project competition.

Omg you stalker!!!! Do you live in my closet????

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

1. I once worked as a cock gobbler
2. Bukkake is my favourite meal of the day.
3. I love the cock.
4. I was 6 when I first drove a motorcycle (it was a mini bike of a cousin of mine).
5. The first time I saw an elephant was in the wild.

I Wouldn't mess around with the last two entries because that wouldn't be right.

 

[lamarwynn]

1) Love porn
2) spanking during 69 is the best
3) People using checks to pay for milk at the grocery store , ahhhh....
4) Those porn stars who doesn't do interracial sex scenes
5) Rude people here on free ones

 

[Briana Lee]

1 - very , and what model year?

3 - was this related to number 1?

Actually I don't remember, it was a long time ago. And actually no. I think I would have got in a lot more trouble than I did if I was caught racing without a licence!

Wait, what? You're gonna have to elaborate.

I would but it may incriminate me.....

Marry me? I'm serious!

Haha

 

[Ace Bandage]

5-My nickname in high school was "Tree." It was given to me by my middle school basketball coach.

Wow, we have the same nickname. :1orglaugh That's awesome. I got mine on the football field from my friends.

I'm 6'4" and always rush the quarterback. After one incomplete pass the QB said to his wide receiver: "I tried to get you the ball, but I couldn't throw it over the goddamn tree branches." The name stuck. Now I'm just The Tree. We had jerseys made up for a flag football tournament and that's definitely the name on the back of mine.

 

[Chopper3000]

1. Had flying lessons.
2. Stood on the top of the world trade centre (when it was there).
3. Driven an F1 car around Silverstone.
4. Got a masters degree in chemistry.
5. Got a degree in sexual deviance.

 

[Maggie Green]

1. I know how to crochet
2. I will not eat cold cheese
3. I can move my little toes seperately from my other toes as one does their little finger from the other fingers
4. In kindergarten, I would go to a second grade class for reading and prekindergarten to learn how to interact with fellow students.
5. I have my pilot's license and enjoy flying. But otherwise have issues with heights

I don't know why but the cold cheese thing is so funny to me!

 

[bahodeme]

I don't know why but the cold cheese thing is so funny to me!

Mac & Cheese, Cheeseburgers, pizza, dishes like that, the more the better. Ham & Cheese sandwich, unless it's hot, will just sit there.

 

[Elwood70]

Actually I don't remember, it was a long time ago. And actually no. I think I would have got in a lot more trouble than I did if I was caught racing without a licence!...

....I would but it may incriminate me.....

Well, the fact that you remember that it was a Mach 1 narrows it down somewhat....

I won't tell a soul....

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Wow, we have the same nickname. :1orglaugh That's awesome. I got mine on the football field from my friends.

I'm 6'4" and always rush the quarterback. After one incomplete pass the QB said to his wide receiver: "I tried to get you the ball, but I couldn't throw it over the goddamn tree branches." The name stuck. Now I'm just The Tree. We had jerseys made up for a flag football tournament and that's definitely the name on the back of mine.

My story is kinda similar...my middle school basketball coach was teaching our team how to play a 2-1-2 zone. I was the "1" and his very basic instruction was to stand in the middle of the zone with my hands up "like a tree." That name stuck and I still hear it on occasion when I run in to somebody from my high school days.