33 Trapped Miners

they're gonna be in for a wild 20 minute ride to freedom and it's about time. that would suck to be down there that long without some good porn. I'm guessing they actually sent some down as a 'stress' reliever!
 
I just hope they´re gettin out that hole soon and with good health . :):)
 

Sashe

Banned
All of them with no sex for two months. I just wondering how is their first night with their wife or girl friend.
 
I have found it quite funny that ever since this morning the news has been hyping this event up like it's the final of the world cup or something with loud headlines informing us all that they will in fact be bringing us all of the happenings as the day evolves, exclusively!

Obviously so that every single one of us can masturbate in unison like the dogs we are over the misery of a group of individuals once the first *live* pictures of the Earth gladly shitting them back out again rolls on in.
 

ForumModeregulator

Believer In GregCentauro
wait until they all surface and start explaining how they met a man in black, along with a fellow named Jacob and how they fought to survive and protect a very bright source of light from the mine...
 
make that 5. they actually have live footage of them getting pulled out. That thing looks like an old school rocket ship. now only 30 to go since they sent 2 guys in.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I hope there's one guy who can't adjust to life outside and ends up moving back in the mine.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Gary Glitter is on his way to Chile after hearing there were 33 minors trapped there.
 
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