27 Years of Virginity and I Finally Got Laid in a Threesome

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This story is completely true. I am a 27 year old male who works a boring 9-5 office job and have done since I left college some five years ago. Up to last Sunday, I had never had sex, had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl. A female friend hugged me once when I was 17. That was the closest I had ever come to intimacy with a woman up to last weekend. And then, on that fateful day, everything changed. Basically, it happened like this. I and a couple of close friends were out and about last Saturday night (June 21st). We had decided to go to a nightclub close to where one of them lives. I was feeling horny as hell looking at all the hot girls dolled up to go clubbing. At the entrance to the club, one of the bouncers stopped me, took one look (I look young for my age) and told me I wasn't allowed in. The lads tried to argue with him but the club is pretty strict about being able to refuse anyone they like and so I was left alone outside while my friends entered the club. After about ten minutes of standing around trying to figure out what to do, I was so frustrated that I decided to just head home. On my way back to my apartment, I took a short-cut down a side street and happened to walk by a sex shop. I'd noticed it once or twice before but never gone in. Now I was feeling so horny and had nothing else to do, so I just popped in to check it out. At first, I just scanned the DVDs, trying to pick something good out. Then my attention was drawn to two cute chicks examining dildos near the front of the store. It was a small store and while I was paying for the DVD I chose we got into conversation. The girls told me they were roommates and that they were both students at the local college which I also attended. This got us talking about college stuff and we continued to talk even after we left the store. After about fifteen minutes, we parted ways - but not before I asked one of the girls for her number. She gave it to me (much to my surprise) and they headed off. The following day I rang her and we arranged a date. I took her to see a movie - Indiana Jones - and then on to a restaurant. We got on really well and I learned a lot about her. This girl was pretty, I tell you. Nice breasts, lovely face, black hair. Among one of the things I learned was that her roommate was a lesbian. After our meal, we headed back to her place. We kissed at the door and she invited me in. No sooner was I inside than I started kissing her all over. It felt so good to be doing this. She began to undress and unfasted my trousers. I must admit I didn't really have a clue what the hell I was doing. I had no problem getting it up but I really was clueless. Fortunately, she seemed to recognise this and guided me through the process. She was very experienced and had a killer body. We were at it for about a minute when her roommate walked in on us. I covered myself up and was starting to panic, but she told me not to chill, that they had been intimate before. She saw the astounded look on my face and got up, went up to the girl and they started to make out. I couldn't believe my eyes. The other girl then started to undress and they joined me in the bed. I lasted about two minutes but was able to get it again for a short second round. The girls kept at it even after my second orgasm. I felt liberated and exhilarated. 27 years and I finally have something to show for it. I know a lot of you will doubt my story and that's fine, but I'm telling you this is the gond honest truth. I am no cassanova. Not a bad looking guy by any means but certainly rubbish with women. This was really just a gift from heaven. I feel so happy to have gotten laid and just wanted to spread the word. :angels:


Sorry for posting this twice. Didn't mean to.
 
First off, paragraphs man! The words became a blur after the fifth line.

Secondly, you chose to post this story, on your first post no less, for what reason? personal validation? To brag? Looking for a cyber high five from strangers?

Thirdly, yes your right your story does merit doubting, I for one definitely do.
 

squallumz

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First off, paragraphs man! The words became a blur after the fifth line.

indeed. i ended up skimming, and i love a good threesome story. if its true, way to go. if not, fuck you! either way, paragraphs do help.
 
1. Sorry about the no paragraphs.

2. Not bragging. Just delighted to have gotten laid at last.

3. Doubt away. You have every right to, but I assure you it's true.
 
It's always so very fascinating when someone loses their virginity in a porn plotline.
 
27 years of virginity and now all the sudden you're an orgy guy.

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. You have to dress different. You have to act different. You'll have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and you'll need a new bedspread and new curtains. You'll have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. You have to get new friends. You have to get orgy friends. ;)

 

bigbadbrody

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^^ HaHa Sienfeld, thats awesome
 
Congratulations and I hope it was worth the wait. It's always great to wait for that special someone...err...someones.

On a side note, Indiana Jones is so awesome he gets other people laid.
 
I fear you may have a skewed view of how this works now. There really is no place but down for you. If I bagged a unicorn on my first hunting trip would probably give up the sport.
 
I fear you may have a skewed view of how this works now. There really is no place but down for you. If I bagged a unicorn on my first hunting trip would probably give up the sport.

lol

good for the OP

but on a side note...your friends are pretty gay if they leave u all alone outside of the club. anyone agree?
 

slowhand

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27 years of virginity and now all the sudden you're an orgy guy.

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. You have to dress different. You have to act different. You'll have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and you'll need a new bedspread and new curtains. You'll have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. You have to get new friends. You have to get orgy friends. ;)



Ha Ha I could have not put it better. :1orglaugh
 
I lost it to a fat redhead. Her hair was silk, her thighs were silk, and her snatch was soooo tight, it hurt, and afterwards, the smell, whoo-whee!
 

ForumModeregulator

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omg...this is hilarious...you get rejected from a club for being underage? But you are CLEARLY the right age (since you've waited a whole 27 years), why the hell didnt you just flash your ID and say, "let me in this damn club, I am 27 years old"?...

then you go to a sex shop (where minors arent allowed) and hit on some chicks that are checking out dildos...but then you take one of them out to see "Indiana Jones"...nice...

edit: i just realized this was posted in 08...i feel stupid. sorry. thank you psychonaut.
 

anotheruser

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Rock on. My first time was with a fat chick who I wasn't even attracted with and it was very weird for me personally. Haven't had sex since then.
 
I lost it to a fat redhead. Her hair was silk, her thighs were silk, and her snatch was soooo tight, it hurt, and afterwards, the smell, whoo-whee!

Arent the first posts made by a member meant to need approval?

How the fuck did this little brainless gem get approved?
 
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