27 Years of Virginity and I Finally Got Laid in a Threesome

[StanScratch]

I found the story believable until he said he got laid after watching the latest Indiana Jones flick. No one got laid after the last Indiana Jones flick. No one.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I lost it to a fat redhead. Her hair was silk, her thighs were silk, and her snatch was soooo tight, it hurt, and afterwards, the smell, whoo-whee!

Dude, Hal is looooooong gone.

 

[Boothbabe]

Among one of the things I learned was that her roommate was a lesbian.

they joined me in the bed.

Nice try but I don't think so.

 

[Spleen]

Your friends went in without you? Get some new friends. If my buddy was denied entry, we'd all leave together and try somewhere else.

27 years without even kissing a girl, then all of a sudden you have the confidence to have a threesome? I was gonna say you have to be extremely shy to have never got with a girl, but then you go and do this? Well done to you. You must be very ugly indeed.

I know you don't care if people doubt your story, I'm sure you really believe this actually happened. I also don't care how to react to this statement; I call total bullshit.


Edit: Fuck you psychonaut, you zombie breeding bastard.

 

[bazza599]

well done fella

 

[anairhead999]

I give you :glugglug:

 

[titsrock]

Normally I'm an easy mark for a great "lost virginity" story but this one doesn't pass the smell test with me... Whether it was posted in '08 or today...

Nice to see baconsalt back in a thread! :nanner:

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Congrats

 

[Spleen]

Gotta be done;


PLEASE STOP POSTING IN REPLY TO THE ORIGINAL POST, IT IS FROM 2008. Thank you.

 

[peterthebeater]

pictures or it didn't happen

 

[DOA82]

Can we get this closed before more short sighted members add to the zombie thread with dumb ass remarks?

 

[biomech]

Lol, this thread rose from the dead.

 

[Ace Bandage]

It's too bad that I missed this. It seems he created an account solely to tell this story. Must not have had much of a life. I would call bullshit on his story, but it's not like he's around anymore...