14 of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

Ace Boobtoucher

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#13.
Ice-T - "99 Problems"


The Lyric:

"I got a bitch who's a man"

What He's Probably Saying:

"That dude is a bitch!"


What We Like To Think He's Saying:


"That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"







Never heard of this group but they look suitably douchey.

#10.
N.E.R.D. - "Rockstar"


The Lyric:
"Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys."

What He's Probably Saying:

"You may not know this, but we're very *******-like in the way we approach confrontation."


What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"In case you haven't heard, we swallow, guys."

These guys can't stop with the Freudian stuff:

#9.
N.E.R.D. - "Lap Dance"

The Lyric:
"I dare a motherfucker to come in my face."

What He's Probably Saying:

"Seriously, I wish a motherfucker would step in my face. They'll get knocked the fuck out."


What We Like To Think He's Saying:


"Go ahead, blow that hot load in my face. I dare you!"
 

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