Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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Some of these are pure genius.
4. “If *** calls, tell her I’m shitting… ***, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a ****.”
6. “We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of ****.”
1. “You look just like Stephen Hawking…Relax, I meant like a non-********* version of him. Feel better?… Fine. Forget I said it.”
Some of these are pure genius.
4. “If *** calls, tell her I’m shitting… ***, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a ****.”
6. “We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of ****.”
1. “You look just like Stephen Hawking…Relax, I meant like a non-********* version of him. Feel better?… Fine. Forget I said it.”
