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    Man Severs His Own Penis Following Spat With GF

    I'm thinking maybe she told him she has HIV or some other STD and he blamed hims cock for contracting it. . . ?
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    Worst things a girl can tell a guy

    "Are you wearing a condom b/c I'm not on the pill." Or "I just found out I have Herpes."
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    Best body in porn?????

    XoXo Leah , Denise Milani and Hannah Hilton
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    My new Lia 19 Fleshlight...

    I got the clear one as a gage gift. . . You know when you turn 18 your suppose to buy something from the porno shop just because you can now? Well I waited a few years got drunk and the clear one arrived at my door. I used it a few times but it really isn't that great, sure beats a pump but I...
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    Smallest porn actress

    well you got this guy: http://tgp.crazyshit.com/cnt/17386 and you got this girl: http://tgp.crazyshit.com/cnt/17032 and they're both full-blown Midgets! P.S> you might need to put your birthdate in to view the page.
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    Has anyone ever broken their cock??

    Well I guess I better post it here. . . no collegehumor.com fans I guess, oh well. . . yes you really can break your penis, check it out: http://www.ibrokemypenis.com/
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    Are Beyond Seven the best condom?

    To be honest it took me a while to find a condom that suited me good. I use to just use those freebies you get at school and stuff I finally decided to experiment with different brands/sizes . . . settled with a Trojan Magnum and haven’t found a better fit yet.
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    recommend any good horror flicks?

    I'm not sure why nobody mentioned this... it maybe is b/c they didn't see it or something, but "Hostel" is probably one of the best horror movies I ever saw along with "The Hills Have Eyes" I and II are pretty wild. Enjoy!
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    Controlling erection

    I'm the same way my man especially at night clubs with sexy dancing YAHOOO! “Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...” Enjoy it while you got it! I can turn my shit on with my brain but have the hardest time turning it off...
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    First, the goonies! [the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well] Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this. Data: Why? Mikey: Why? Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams. Mouth: Yeah, but you know what...
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    What's your weird food craving?

    Deviled ham in between two pieces of toast with a slice of cheese and some spicy mustard. Liverwurst on crackers with spicy mustard or on bread in a sandwich form. Sardines on crackers, wheat are the best. Spam on toast with a slice a cheese like my Deviled ham. German potato salad. And yes, I'm...
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    Do you like Hairy Armpits on Women?

    So. . . I was looking at these suicide girls right and this one stood out, she was smoken hot man oh man. . . then I saw it!!! the armpit hair!!! YIKES!!! you get my drift put me in with the 87.3%. Puss hair isn't bad on the upper part trimmed nicely, I find designs a turn on and a different...
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    ur penis size

    well I'm 7" to 8" and pretty fat too wanna see . . . ?
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    Whats everyones favorite beer ?

    Re: What is your favorite beer? For beer it's either Beck’s Dark or Heineken. For Liquor I’m a big Jägermeister fan and I'll mix it with redbull if I can afford it. . .
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    Best body in porn?????

    Re: Who has the best body?? I didn't see Aria Giovanni in anyone’s post so I thought I would speak up, I like her body and I also like Sayaka Isoyama and Harumi Nemoto bodies (two very beautiful Asian girls).
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