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  1. JordanRules

    Doing good. New job and old girlfriend taking up most of my time these days. :)

    Doing good. New job and old girlfriend taking up most of my time these days. :)
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    4 Million Posts Celebration! Win a SHITLOAD of Porn!

    Got to be getting close to 4,000,000 posts! Hope I win. I need some more porn! :D
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    Katsumi VS Melissa Lauren

    Melissa Lauren
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    Natalie Portman Vs. Rachel McAdams.

    Rachel is beautiful, but give me Natalie Portman anytime! Love her!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kacey Jordan and Tanner Mayes yesterday. Amia Miley today. :rubbel:
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    Megadeth Vs. Metalica

    I love them both, but it's Metallica that I like the best.
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    How to masturbate with produce foods. Produce sex tips.

    Nothing like screwing a fresh cantalope. :thumbsup: ;) Although I've had my eye on this hot looking watermelon recently... Maybe a threesome is in order?
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    Me too. I think i'm cursed sometimes. lol So many cute blondes, so little time!

    Me too. I think i'm cursed sometimes. lol So many cute blondes, so little time!
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    Going with Kimmy. ;)

    Going with Kimmy. ;)
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    Kimmy Teen VS Claire Redfield 2010!

    Because I like cute petite girls, I go with... hmmmm. Claire looks pretty good too. Damn. Can't we have both? ;) Okay, if not, then I go Kimmy :D
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    No problem! Glad to have you. :glugglug:

    No problem! Glad to have you. :glugglug:
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    That would be Kacey Jordan. Love her!

    That would be Kacey Jordan. Love her!
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    9 Year Old Hangs Self And Commits Suicide At School...

    Same here. I won't waste my time. We need a block button or something similiar for people like that. Anyway, this is a really sad story. How can a poor kid that young be that messed up? Very sad.
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    Another reason to avoid Wal-Mart

    High society types, eh? :D
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    Does anyone have pet name for their cock or pussy?

    The Frank-of-Stone Monster. :D
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    Cloud-to-Cloud Lightning

    Another cool thread! :thumbsup:
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    Do you care about your rep (reputation) power / post (posts) count ?

    How about BlueBalls? He may be worthy. In fact, he might enjoy being tied up and gagged in your basement. :thumbsup: :D
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    What SUPER POWER do you want?

    Morph into a vibrator for my favorite pornstars! :D
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    Out of these 10 movies, which is your favorite?

    Happy Gilmore closely followed by Anchorman.
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    Superbowl Picks?

    Colts will probably win, but I'm pulling for the Saints. Only because they beat my Bears three years ago. I still love to watch Peyton Manning play. Great player and a great guy.
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    What is the best pleasure? Orgasm or fucking?

    You can't cum without fucking, but you can fuck without cumming. :D
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    Which Jessica: Alba or Biel

    Biel. By a nipple. :D
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    Dream Foursome

    Kacey Jordan Tanner Mayes Amia Miley Please?
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    Do you care about your rep (reputation) power / post (posts) count ?

    I haven't been able to spend as much time here on FreeOnes lately, so I must of missed something. What did you do to get negative rep? Become a Cardinals fan? :eek:
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    Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff: I could of added a lot more girls. Soooo many choices, it's hard...

    Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff: I could of added a lot more girls. Soooo many choices, it's hard to choose just five!
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    Thanks. I love Adriana Lima! :D

    Thanks. I love Adriana Lima! :D
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    Doing well, now that I've fought off the flu. :D How are things in whimsyville? And who's the...

    Doing well, now that I've fought off the flu. :D How are things in whimsyville? And who's the hot lady in your avatar? You haven't replaced Kimmy have you?! :eek:
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    Which porn star would you like on a week vacation with you?

    I'll go top five in case one is busy. ;) Kacey Jordan Tanner Mayes Amia Miley Shawna Lenee Kayden Kross
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    Most Underrated Pornstars?

    Kacey Jordan. Great sexual energy, tight ass, little titties. And probably the prettiest pussy you will find. But the thing that's made her my all time favorite pornstar is her facial expressions when she's fucking. Describing it wouldn't do her justice. She just let's you know how good...
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    going to the movies alone

    My feelings exactly.
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    Avatar : Did you saw it ? What do you think about it ?

    I thought it was very good. I wasn't expecting a whole lot, but left very impressed after seeing it.
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    Will anyone watch Jay Leno when he returns to The Tonight Show?

    I haven't watched the late night talk shows for years, but in my opinion, I enjoyed Conan the most followed closely by Letterman. Leno is just okay.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Yesterday was Bree Olson with Paulina James. Today has yet to be determined. ;)
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    Welcome to the Newest Members of the Moderation Team!

    Where do we send our bribes? ;) Congrats guys! :glugglug: And lady! :hatsoff:
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    Would you fuck her? PART I

    Yes! And I think I know who it is. If it is her, then I "fucked" her earlier today! :rubbel:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kayden Kross
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Once I saw the list of entrants for Miss FreeOnes, out of the impressive list of ladies, I knew she would be my choice to win. Nothing against the other entrants, but Bree just does it for me. Pun definately intended. ;) She has that girl next door look that I love! My questions for Bree are...
  38. JordanRules

    Here's something I know you will enjoy! http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/

    Here's something I know you will enjoy! http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/
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    That would be Kacey Jordan. :D Cutest porn star in the biz!

    That would be Kacey Jordan. :D Cutest porn star in the biz!
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    Thanks for the rep! :D

    Thanks for the rep! :D
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    Has anyone had a footjob before?

    My first girlfriend used to do that to me when she was feeling frisky. :thumbsup:
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    What did you think it would be like?

    I was hoping for flying cars. Fuckin' Jetsons. :mad:
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    The most important woman's body parts

    Adams Apple.
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    If only this happened more often! 14 terorrists blown up in their own bus bomb

    In a perfect world, this would happen. :D nOfp0LHtpV0
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    Make a resolution for another member!

    Greg C: More crazy polls that make no fucking sense! :D whimsy: Include me in next years Christmas poem, damn you! :thefinger Androcious Ry: Enjoy a 2010 Cubs World Series victory! :nanner: BlueBalls: Come out of the closet already! :eek: Sunny Lane: You. Me. :blowjob: Petra: Pictures...
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    First-Ballot Hall of Famers?

    Agree completely. Ronnie should be in by now. And out of the guys listed Larkin should get in eventually, but nobody is first ballot. Also, Andre Dawson is another snub that should be honored with a place in the hall. By the way, A Ry. F'n love your sig! Sara Jean Underwood is as sexy as...
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    Espn 3d

    I heard about this too. But I don't know if you have to have one of the new 3D TV's that are supposed to come out this year.
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    Whats your New Years Resolution for 2010?

    That's funny. My resolution is to screw more porn stars so I can masturbate less. The 2009 ratio wasn't that good as I screwed zero pornstars and masturbated 5,847 times. Gotta work on that! :thumbsup:
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    The 10 Best Nude Scenes of the Year: Vote for your Fav.!

    Jessica Biel. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday! :nanner:
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    Life After Tiger

    Wait, do you mean you and Elin are going to make this tape or you and Tiger? Tiger Gets BlueBalls kinda sounds like he gets you. :eek:
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