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  1. PirateKing

    Would You Run From The Police?

    Maybe if I were on foot and if the chase was being taped for an airing of Cops, just to give the viewers a show.
  2. PirateKing

    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing :wave:
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    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing lol you're funny xoxoxo Have you subscribed to my site yet?
  4. PirateKing

    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing thanks babe. you should join my site and watch my live shows. xoxoxo
  5. PirateKing

    Whimsy communicating with aliens

    Bob Barker will be their first target. :eek:
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    Sal the Cat summoned for jury service.

    It's reassuring to know that we are guaranteed a fair trial under the Grand Jury Claws.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Carrie Stevens
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    Justin Bieber's movie

    It's in 3D???
  9. PirateKing

    Sal the Cat summoned for jury service.

    Did anyone get a chance to read my pun? Please do.
  10. PirateKing

    Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willingly)

    Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Could we also make a thread advising others to not to act like school girls whenever an OCSM posts?
  11. PirateKing

    And We're All Mad Hatters

    The Cheshire cat must be the g-spot.
  12. PirateKing

    One f****t ruins for the rest of us

    That song sucks anyway. It's not the end of the world.
  13. PirateKing

    Sal the Cat summoned for jury service.

    I guess that means that the defendant will be declared guilty or not guilty by a jury of his purrs. I **** myself sometimes.
  14. PirateKing

    Do you Cry when you Ejaculate?

    The opposite actually. I laugh maniacally, shouting "all your bases are belong to me!"
  15. PirateKing

    Smoking Hot Blonde

    ^ definitely not her, although I have no name to contribute. Sry. :dunno:
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    Busty Tattooed Black Haired

    Someone's gotta know... :sing: Is there anybody out there~
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    Word Association

    villain
  18. PirateKing

    Promiscuity Safety Certificate

    This guy approves
  19. PirateKing

    Shifty's big date

    Looks like you guys are in for shear entertainment. Hehehe...sheep pun.
  20. PirateKing

    Busty Tattooed Black Haired

    now I gotta know
  21. PirateKing

    Who is this hot blonde?

    T.J. Hart...or Zora Banks
  22. PirateKing

    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    I'm not too knowledgeable of the circumstances myself, but I'm sure all he had to do was fill out a form and to get a firearm. As for why he was booted from the army, I think it was because of a **** test that came up positive. I guess the army is somewhat efficient at screening people despite...
  23. PirateKing

    The house from Ferris Bueller hard to sell

    Considering the timeskip, it's not too bad.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    The house from Ferris Bueller hard to sell

    I'm sure the remains of the Ferrari are still down in the brush. :thumbsup: As for Sloane, she's got about 25 years on her now if that's alright.
  26. PirateKing

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    :facepalm: That's a stretch. Who can we quote on that? I won't comment further because I don't want to be disrespectful toward Bree. Let's just hope he doesn't go on one of his ******* rages again or, even worse, ***** her to listen to his 911 conspiracy rants.
  27. PirateKing

    I think it's been well established that it's a bad idea to let him continue to believe a notion.

    I think it's been well established that it's a bad idea to let him continue to believe a notion.
  28. PirateKing

    brittany spear topless

    1. Who peed in your cereal? 2. You do realize that's not Whimsy...right? You're insulting someone who's not even aware of you nor warrants any antagonism. Not that Whimsy deserves to be insulted either (unless it's from me). 3. Uh, WTF are you talking about? Kimmy is a cutie pie. 4. Only...
  29. PirateKing

    I think I'm in love!

    That's fine, we don't care about kissing. Just let us know if there was anal play involved.
  30. PirateKing

    Someone from FO needs to help this girl!

    I don't know what to make of these responses. They are so utterly ridiculous that they have to be joking but the members seem to be legit devout Christians. This one for example: :rofl2: This guy can't be an actual pastor!
  31. PirateKing

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    Well hell, let's have a Charlie Sheen movie marathon then. :elaugh: :popcorn: I can only post so many.
  32. PirateKing

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    Yeah, I got a question: What about everything post-1988? Reconsidering, his role in platoon wasn't even that praiseworthy either.
  33. PirateKing

    I lost a friend

    We took that to mean that you were ashamed of being seen as a virgin.
  34. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? aubrey addams
  35. PirateKing

    No Matter How Cool You Try To Make It, It's Still A Minivan, M'kay?

    Hell bent for leather....seats.
  36. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    A loser? Cuz I'm the winner. :tongue:
  37. PirateKing

    The house from Ferris Bueller hard to sell

    Fail. Wrong house...:facepalm:
  38. PirateKing

    A Wonderful Night With My Chubby Brunette ***** Wife

    This is just getting ridiculous. Can I suggest a course of action?
  39. PirateKing

    The Member Below Me...

    Is either a wolf or a wolverine
  40. PirateKing

    The Member Above Me....

    Is flirtatious
  41. PirateKing

    brittany spear topless

    How's the nostalgia trip going?
  42. PirateKing

    I lost a friend

    :facepalm: FYI, this is just a parody of another thread. Thanks for bumping it though.
  43. PirateKing

    Who has the best musical culture?

    What the hell have I - Alice in Chains
  44. PirateKing

    What Does 1 Trillion Dollars Look Like?

    Really? It's a lot? Well thank you for reminding me. I thought it was negligible.
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