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  1. PirateKing

    My *** got me a cute weapon.

    Damn, that's hot. :rubbel:
  2. PirateKing

    I think I'm in love!

    Congrats!
  3. PirateKing

    Last one to post is the sexiest...

    Google the definition of sexy. Go ahead, I dare you. My name will be waiting.
  4. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Order is restored once again.
  5. PirateKing

    Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

    Why aren't people asking me any interesting questions? Will you post something in my thread? Also...
  6. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? kenzie marie
  7. PirateKing

    How do you know if she's the one?

    If she's not getting on my case about proposing, ironically enough,
  8. PirateKing

    Reagan and Alzheimer's

    Reagan: Selling weapons to the Iranians? I have no recollection of such actions. -Dear God...He's showing early signs of Alzheimers! :eek:
  9. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :clap: well done ladies
  10. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  11. PirateKing

    Who is this babe guys?

    not sure, but I need to know now.
  12. PirateKing

    whos tits are these?

    jaylene rio
  13. PirateKing

    nice brunette plz id

    pretty sure its gianna lynn
  14. PirateKing

    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: Pornstars Without Make-up I'm having Deja vu http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=474885&highlight=natasha+nice
  15. PirateKing

    Who wants some free chicken strips?

    :elaugh:
  16. PirateKing

    Asian ****** doesn't abide social networking

    I wonder what he has to say about myspace.
  17. PirateKing

    Remember the days....

    How much porn is on your drive?
  18. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I have arrived. Mods hurry up and close the thread so that I may be declared overlord of freeones.
  19. PirateKing

    AlexP's bathroom nightmare

    "Montezuma's Revenge".
  20. PirateKing

    Why have the mods lost their rep power...

    Rep is love. That's something money can't buy.
  21. PirateKing

    Why have the mods lost their rep power...

    Uh oh, he's having a moment of clarity. Quick, someone give him another fix! More rep=gooood. Life has no meaning without rep. You serve freeones, rep is your friend.
  22. PirateKing

    How big is your willy?

    It wasn't a request sweet cheeks. Start writing. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the the difficult way. Your choice.
  23. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kaylynn
  24. PirateKing

    Why have the mods lost their rep power...

    :mad: So you guys think you're better than us?! Whatever. I'll still rep you guys because I'm cool like that.
  25. PirateKing

    Word Association

    sphinx
  26. PirateKing

    The Member Above Me....

    Is a polar bear in wolves clothing
  27. PirateKing

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Billy Squier - Everybody Wants You
  28. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Technically those gifs can still be considered since they get off on them.
  29. PirateKing

    I concede. I assure you that I'll be the first to reach 5 mill though.

    I concede. I assure you that I'll be the first to reach 5 mill though.
  30. PirateKing

    No prob, it's courtesy rep. :glugglug:

    No prob, it's courtesy rep. :glugglug:
  31. PirateKing

    Help smashing gf from behind

    Just "surprise" her. Trust me, she'll love it.
  32. PirateKing

    Fox shoots Hunter in the leg

    It all sounds a little far-fetched if you ask me. I would say that he accidentally shot himself in the leg if it were not for the fact that the fox story makes him look even more incompetent.
  33. PirateKing

    What did I miss in the last month I've been gone?

    I reached my 7th milestone and made an ask me thread, which was moved to the post games section. At the end of the day, that's all that matters. Also, post your reaction here and don't forget to add who should be blamed. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=475683&page=51
  34. PirateKing

    You know.......

    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a *****, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.
  35. PirateKing

    thanks for the add beautiful. I think it was a while ago but I forgot and all so here I am.

    thanks for the add beautiful. I think it was a while ago but I forgot and all so here I am.
  36. PirateKing

    'I didn't know she was dead', claims man, 55, charged with ***********

    To be fair, how could he have known she was dead if she didn't tell him?
  37. PirateKing

    How big is your willy?

    All the puns and gags have been said already. I'm left with making something out of "Willy Wonka". Someone wanna help me?
  38. PirateKing

    Sure thing. :)

    Sure thing. :)
  39. PirateKing

    inconceivable!

    No one can compete with this man's brains. Ever hear of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!
  40. PirateKing

    stroking my cock

    Didn't realize that Elvis loved the cock.
  41. PirateKing

    stroking my cock

    No wait, please do go on. :rubbel:
  42. PirateKing

    Guys, what do you **** the most about masturbating?

    You work yourself up to launch off and then realize there's no tissue around. There is a dirty sock however and you take what you can get. It's better than having the jizz get stuck to your leg or fly on the keyboard.
  43. PirateKing

    Run girls! Dirk is right behind you...

    You do in my imagination. :rubbel:
  44. PirateKing

    vodkazvictim ****** out at PK's party

    lol, you think it would be the first time he woke up with a condom on his face. He'll probably wonder why there's no ***** matter on it this time though.
  45. PirateKing

    WTC7WasPulled ****** out at Dirk's party

    And look what happened to him. Big ******* strikes again.
  46. PirateKing

    You Have Three Wishes

    Fixed. Kazaam was his shining moment in cinema.
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