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You shouldn't have said that. Now he's going to want it. :1orglaugh

Lordi is NOT heavy metal.

good to know....:dunno:

Stage name perhaps? or links?

heh, yeah, that's why they're my favorites! and welcome to the board, if your early contributions are any indication, you and I will get along famously :D

1152 by 864, apparently

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High On Fire - "Holy Flames Of The Fire-Spitter"

Pshh. An experienced masturbator has callouses. Get on Andronicus' level.

Thanks much, but I think it needs to be bigger or higher res. My bad, as I've previously stated, I suck at computers, so I'm 100% sure I just gave you poor instructions :uohs:

The "Massive Facials" series. They have fucking shitloads of Elegant Angel DVDs there, as you can imagine. Actually, I'm pretty sure that all the non-comp EA DVDs are on sale there right now for like $15. Too bad I'm broke.

yeah, 800x600 ought to do just fine, although, I've never really known the difference. Thanks for your help, by the way :)

Eagles Of Death Metal - "Bag 'O Miracles"

easy there, big guy. I remember seeing that flick when I was shpping for porn on ADE, ended up going with the "Big Fat Butts" compilation with Alexis Texas. 20 hours of porn for $22? Fucking steal.

Why do people always have to read the ingredients? You would have been perfectly happy never knowing. BTW, what's in them that you don't like? I don't have a box on hand :(

pshh, I ain't scared of no pussy spiders. Bees on the other hand....

Found it. I guess it works through a Roku or similar device. It's called "Fyre TV": http://www.fyretv.com/how_it_works

Isn't there some kind of box that lets you "stream" porn directly from some company? I forget what it's called, but it's like one of those Roku things. The way I understand it, you just plug it into your TV and the internet and it plays them directly from the company's website or something. I...

The "Swarm" one was the best. I've actually been listening to a lot of 8-bit versions of some of my favorite songs lately.

Fine, toil away in your trashy cheez-it stink. More triscuits for me.

Do it. For the improvement of your eternal soul.

Well, I'm now officially disturbed by the inside of the human mouth :(

Cheez-Itz=Meh... Triscuits is where it's at. Especially the Rosemary and Olive Oil ones.

Jayme Cikita or Lizzy Ryan?

fucking double post

holy ****

:1orglaugh

Yeah, so, I totally suck with computers, and even though this doesn't seem like it would be too hard to figure out, I lack the required skills to even remotely pull it off. But, I figured somebody in here might be able to do it in about 30 seconds. Basically, I'd like to be able to make the...

I am completely speechless

I've never actually bought a Hustler, but if I did, its not like I wouldn't masturbate to it because the cartoons sucked.

oh, boobs. will I ever be truly free of your spell?

Are you seriously complaining about the cartoons in Hustler? Seriously?

If she's satisfied, then let it be. Perhaps ask her if there's anything else you can do for her. Something she's always wanted to try or something. Otherwise, just be happy together.

A few months ago my friends were all excited about the latest playboy playmate, Ciara Price. Upon questioning, I found out that she went to high school with us. Sadly, I do not remember her at all, probably because she was a grade beneath me, either way, she's fucking hot:

I haven't played it yet, but The Witcher 2 hit Xbox360 about a month ago and looks pretty goddamned awesome. Got pretty great reviews too. I'd pick it up if I weren't broke.

Grew up with Brosnan, thus he's my favorite. Goldeneye is the fucking tits. I've seen pretty much all of them a few times, and there aren't really I don't like.

Ahh, but is this the strength of women, or the weakness of man? Or both. As for "positions of power"... You've probably noticed that nearly all the men who hold these positions have a woman by their side, influencing them one way or another. My gut tells me that its usually for the better...

Wings - "Band On The Run"

Re: Who made you cum today? Jenna Presley, pre-boob job

The fact that you believe that men are the current dominant gender is a testament to the dominance of women.

I heard it just got pushed back 2013 :(

Can't believe I missed whatever the hell took place here... Oh and won't Sam be back? I mean, hasn't he already had several accounts here?

I'll take that deal if it get me closer to Ari and Bri.