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Re: Who made you cum today? Alexis Texas

This was my favorite though:

It's the kind of thing that worries me about *** owners. They seem to never fucking want to shut up about their goddamned ***(s). Like they're obsessed with them. When I think of someone whose obsessed with a tool made for ******* things, I think of a mentally unstable person who owns a fucking...

Occasionally buy a cheap one when I feel like wanna smoke 6 cigarettes at once, but that's about as fancy as I get.

yupppp

^ Discussion about the bands posted here is absolutely fine with me, so long as it doesn't turn into a flame war (which it certainly wasn't with the AIC stuff) and as long as we keep the ratings/vids going. As for TOOL... 7/10. I've never really given them a real chance. I don't dislike what...

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of the "point & click adventure" games, so I probably won't be picking it up. Too bad... It's the greatest film of all time IMO. I did splurge for a full on John Hammond costume for my 360 avatar though :D. I couldn't find anything about a UK release date though :dunno:

Anybody in the freeones NCAA pool probably knows what my real name is now :(

The impression I get from a lot of *** owners (including the ones in this thread) is that they almost can't wait for some hoodlum to try something on them so they can go dirty harry on them. If I was going to own a *** for protection, I wouldn't bring it up all the time and I wouldn't act like...

High On Fire - "Cometh Down Hessian" (hope that counts)

3/10... I can't stand when guitarists tune down to drop C (or lower) and then just go "dun dun dun....dun dun dun... dun dun dun... dun dun dun.... SQUEAL!!!!!" while the singer just screams the entire verse of a song. Its just so lazy. I'd heard about this band a few times but never checked 'em...

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Andronicus again"

Flava :facepalm:

he is but a footnote to a footnote to the legendary ron popiel!!!

That's the problem though. Irresponsible *** owners that don't do enough to keep the *** completely out of the ***'s reach. As for educating them... they're fucking ****. When I was a ***, I was at my babysitter's house and she was making dinner. I walked into the kitchen, reached up over the...

Re: The world's most shocking/sick album covers (WARNING: viewer discretion is advise I can stand the gore when it's clearly just a painting/sketch, but when they use an actual picture of a ************/dismemberment/**********, I can't stand it. I fucking **** that ****. It's not so much that...

Listen folks, I'm practically giving these things away!

6/10. A little soft for my normal tastes, but I'll give it a 6 because it's obviously not a bad song, just not my cup of tea. High On Fire - "Hung, Drawn And Quartered"

this conversation just took a sharp turn from ***** to stoned.

Gears 3. I FINALLY got to level 100 and re-upped tonight.

You failed to list the stories where an 8 year old finds his ***'s *** and puts a hole in his ******, or when someone breaks into a *** owner's car or home, steals their *** and uses it hold up a convenience store or commit ********* ********. Those stories go tit for tat. Also, several of those...

Flogging Molly, The Pogues and DKM are the tits. I would have gone with "The Likes of You Again" for FM though.

6'3"

More Game Of Thrones. Great show.

Now, now, Sam. The white man is clearly trying to get everybody hooked on something that can **** them. It's working, too. Those things are delicious, and you feel so cool when you smoke 'em.

They suck so bad. Bad to the point where even though the Bruin's are making me pull my hair out, I see we're playing Toronto and think to myself "Oh, this ****'s gonna be good". B's fucking hung dong on 'em big time.

uhhhh, yeah he does. maybe you have to be on his friends list or something?

Some of you I could stand to meet, others.... not so much.

:dunno:

He'll come around. I'll just tell him we're watching "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and he'll be there before I can hang up the phone.

Go suckle on the teat of your absentee administrator, you fucking slow-witted slummock! please don't ban me :(

those were ok by me, as they were for a contest and actually included a poll. I'm sick of "Whoze ass does u wanna cum on? I wants 2 cum on 'So & So's' azz!!!!!111"

these colors don't run!!!!

Am I gonna have to call a meeting?

Oh, I see how it is, Petra. Too busy counting your freeones points with the rest of the fat cats in your ivory tower to face the troubles of the realm, so your send you man-servant to deal with me. I'll see your regime razed to the ground! Do you hear me!?!?

so... does that mean regina posted pics?

goddamit woman i'm an american! If people wanna know 'bout america, they come to me!

Can you just make a goddamned sub-forum for all the "Who's got the best/biggest/sexiest/roundest ass/face/mouth/pussy/boobs that you wanna fuck/lick/sit on/motorboat" threads? I've kept my mouth shut about them for quite a while, but fuck they're getting out of hand. There's 20 of them for each...

Dirk, are you just naming things in the office and claiming to love them?

wait... I thought we agreed on jazz hands?