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I believe one died and the other became a woman.

This, essentially.

Dangit.

If you think that is insulting you are far more defensive than I good sir. And, leave my status as a mod out of this, please.

It's so much easier to buy a crappy car when you don't have a penis at all, eh?

Re: Does your significant other know about your Free Ones addiction? I'm on FreeOnes. Obviously I don't have a significant other.

Excuse me, but: Derp. :hatsoff:

As I did in the other thread, I shall post a YouTube video to prove a point. For all the people who don't feel like reading the last nine pages worth of arguments, allow me to sum up the entire argument: 6lHgbbM9pu4 And now, my final thought: HIV exists, and I'm pretty sure if South Africa...

Given the popularity of YouTube videos in this thread, I feel it appropriate to respond with one that will sum up everyone's feelings about the "9/11 was an inside job" theory. 7qKcJF4fOPs

Perhaps you overestimate the power of my dick.

I'd love to, but I can't. There is no way I could please a women who has had three dicks in her at once. Not even with my dick and a couple of cheeseburgers.

Hillary's Japanese hentai body double is hot. For a cartoon.

Did those robots cause 9/11?

Yeah, that's right, he said Xmas! You go STDiva! Fight the system!

And the weird thing is hockey is the only fast sport in that list (well, except for basketball. Nascar doesn't count cause they go 300 laps), so maybe Americans are just slow? :tongue:

If Bryz was playing instead of the backup you wouldn't be gloating like this. :nono:

I was on the main page, and I saw that Play With Alisa had posted in a thread entitled "Please Sign My Boobs". I was excited. I am dissapoint.

Excuse me while I report everyone who has viewed this thread to the FBI.

Why would I want to take a woman who I could never please in any way out on a date?

Oh, mrtrebus, how I missed you and your incorrect views on life.

Being "innocent until proven guilty" schtick flies in court, but it doesn't do **** in real life. If I was accused of ****, got out on bail and was walking down the street, it doesn't matter if I am guilty or not, people are going to be looking at me as if I were a criminal and would be crossing...

He probably got gold, but it must of taken one hell of a bribe.

^ This. Why do you think Dr. McCoy said he was a doctor in every episode?

I never watch till the end. I find that most porn scenes on the internet (*cough*Brazzers*cough*) end with the people in it being massive douchebags.

Because, when the Americans go to war they will want to censor everything, which means they will begin to censor what people put on the internet; opinions about the war, facts about the death count, homemade cake recipies, everything. Two weeks later when the war ends, the American government...

I thought the cure to AIDs was about $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream?

I doubt that would happen. The US wouldn't tolerate it and I still doubt the PRC has the military means to take on the US. Chances are South Korea would annex the defeated North, encounter resistance and economic problems from both annexing a country with the economic weight of a fart and from...

But, on the down side, you're still in California. Sucker.

I remember playing a video game where the US and China went to war and Canada had all the resources, so America annexed it... No thanks.

Megamind? Date Night? Inception at 11 and no Scott Pilgrim? Fail...

Those two are from Bible Black.

I don't think they do. That's why there's supposed to be a lockout.

I don't understand how Americans have a problem following a black puck on white ice. :dunno:

Washington's back on top for now. It makes me laugh how Pittsburgh goes on a 12 game winning streak while Washington loses eight in a row, yet Pittsburgh only has three more points.

The best Christmas gift of all time is untimely death.

Remember when Carter was a candidate for the best player in the NBA? And now he is getting traded for Turkoglu. Ah, life is sweet.

Apparently the government has run out of strawberries. You need to go to the bank and get blueberries before they run out.

Wait, so is the twenty-year old woman dead? I can't tell if the article is talking about her or another woman.

Shoes.

Having experienced a NHL season where only two teams look able to make the playoffs, I must once again state that any Canadian NHL fan is the most obnoxious fan ever. Who cares if the team is in last? They just beat you! They're going to win the Cup! AHHH!

I'm waiting for Sunday's game. Raptors have no chance at beating the Heat, but as long as we stay in the game and (hopefully) make Bosh shead a tear I'll be happy. Do it. I want to see the Raptors beat Carter's team more often.

You know what I'm talking about, people. Those imaginary little trophies that you get when you earn every other achievement in the game. The one's you stay up all night to earn and are made out of the shiniest of all imaginary shiny things. I just got my first one for Heavy Rain. I feel like I...

Politically correct? Oh you {insert racial-slang here}! I'm not politically correct. I just believe everyone should be equal when it comes to being made fun of. Except the redheads. They have no rights. (You {bleep}.)

Would anyone believe me if I said I didn't notice Ms. Divine had such a big behind until right now?

No, he's right. Calling for the destruction of a country is a little over the line I suppose. I should have worded it better. And besides... That describes any argument in the history of the internet. Ever.

People like to believe there is more to things than what they're told. Every once and a while, one gets proven true and it somehow convinces everyone that all others must be true as well. :dunno: That aside, I like reading about them cause they're entertaining. To hear people come out and say...

Hopefully it won't come to that, but if that's what it takes for Israel to treat people with respect, then by any mean necessary.

You know, even if the topic of this thread is weird, is it really that hard for people to stay on topic? Any more attempts to derail the thread and the thread will be closed and infractions will be given.

Ah yes, the "go tell them that" line. Always the last resort of anyone in an argument. It's pointless to try and tell the Israelis anything, not even the States can reel them in anymore. Can't wait until that country is taken down a notch or destroyed or something. But whatever. :dunno:

All I know is if Mandarin Oriental decides to being independant, we are all fucked.