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  1. TheSpokenWheel

    if you were permanently disfigured or *********, would you want to be put down?

    You shouldn't make the decision right off the bat. Obviously you've got to let it play out for a little while and get over the initial shock of your new way of life. If afterwards when you've tried it for a while and thought long and hard about it with a calm mind, I would gladly yank your...
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    ^no offense, but I find your location/avatar combination troublesome.
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    I Can't Get No

    "...half-way decent Sri Lankan porn"? tell me about it dude...
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    Phone Sex Ripoffs

    I haven't really seen Petra around here lately... "Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Petra R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
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    Miami Man Arrested for "Allegedly" Eating Another Man's Face.

    ^ I have that book, some of it is rather impractical but it's mostly pretty solid advice
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    That sucks man, but if we let the moronic bastards drive us out of here or anywhere, then this...

    That sucks man, but if we let the moronic bastards drive us out of here or anywhere, then this forum and the world will be worse off. Doomed even. :(
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    Miami Man Arrested for "Allegedly" Eating Another Man's Face.

    Nah, I won't ruin your thread. Its in the one I made about the Miami face eater though, if you're legitimately interested. :)
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    5 reasons why you should pay for porn

    ^ It doesn't say "PORN!!!!!" on your bank statement.
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    Miami Man Arrested for "Allegedly" Eating Another Man's Face.

    Cool! you wanna see my Jackson DKMG?
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    Happy birthday roald!

    The rest of us were pretty dissapointed that he didn't actually look like The Fonz.
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    Riley Steele or Alexis Texas?

    Alexis Texas. Indescribably amazing butt.
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    Day Z

    ^while that all sounds pretty dumb, I have to know, how was the zombie action? I could put up with some stupid **** if I can bury a fireaxe in a zombies head and have it feel believably awesome.
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    URDX is dead then...

    whew, that's a relief. I wouldn't want to come off looking like anything less than brilliant.
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    Happy birthday roald!

    that's from everyone, btw.
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    Rediscovery.

    I don't have one song in particular, but there are song's that give me that feeling. Like Mouthwash's "Fools Gold" and Bad Religion's "Punk Rock Song".
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    Top 10 reasons for getting dumped!

    She refused to wipe my chest after chest-**** sex.
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    Do you pay for porn? [POLL]

    I've never paid for any sort of web access, but I do buy DVDs.
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    Is Lisa Ann overrated?

    She's not my particular cup of tea, but you know, different strokes. When I think porn, the only thing I see is Alexis Texas' delightful bottom. :drool2:
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    Some first MissFreeOnes party pics

    Wow, you really fucking dropped the ball, Roald.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    With most skill players I'd probably agree, but you I can never count Kopitar out of a play like that. Dude has absolutely sick mitts.
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    Day Z

    I've never actually ever played DI. It looks quasi-interesting, so I'll probably just grab it used sometime time on the cheap-cheap.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Man, you can't let Kopitar have that kind of a stroll to the net. Can. Not.
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    URDX is dead then...

    I was wondering what the hell people were talking about here, then I saw that this thread was 8 years ago and I felt less stupid.
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    Alexis Texas Vs Sunny Leone Vs Isis Taylor - VOTE!

    Oh yeah, I definitely wouldn't kick the other 2 out of the bed :D
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    *** eats 3-week old ***, says "she didn't mean to"

    He doesn't care if babies get eaten or not, its more a matter of whether or not he can use it to **** on people he doesn't like.
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    For Those Who Dislike Me......

    Dude, you should write metal music.
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    Alexis Texas Vs Sunny Leone Vs Isis Taylor - VOTE!

    Said it before, I'll say it again... Alexis Texas all day every day.
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    COME BACK! Sam Fisher is going on about how the death penalty is justice again!

    COME BACK! Sam Fisher is going on about how the death penalty is justice again!
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    its pretty amazing looking. at least now I have a clue :)

    its pretty amazing looking. at least now I have a clue :)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jada Stevens
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    What a terribly sad story.

    Well argued, both of you. I can totally see why the two of you are held in such high esteem around here. The guy everybody ignores, and the guy who's too ignorant to ignore.
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    What pisses you off?

    I used to have a neighbor who was a 40-something ex-biker chick covered in tattoos that would mow her lawn in her bra and a pair of boxers. It was weird at the time, but she turned out to be pretty figgin' cool. Always willing to let me bum a smoke off her. My other neighbors are just....old.
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    For Those Who Dislike Me......

    Well you got it part right. "Curiously Non-descript thread title....". You should have followed it up with an article about how a member of a racial minority has slighted the White Man, but nobody cares because the White Man is white.
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    Favorite Historical Battle?

    It sounds pretty obvious, but D-Day. The idea of having to get off those boats and run through the soaking sand with all your gear through a hail of gunfire and explosions astounds me. And it's not like it was over after that. You'd basically only arrived.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Ehh, don't worry about it. There's a new tourney every month, we get plenty of chances at it. Truth be told, I prefer the "regular season". We pretty much dominate all month until the playoffs start and we end up playing a team full of glitchers that just dangle all over the place without...
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    Top 10 reasons for getting dumped!

    19. How many times do I have to explain it you, girl? Rock breaks scissors.
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    Happy birthday roald!

    I'll call waste management. You know, arrange a nice service for him.
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    New HD candid girls site, CandidKing.com!!!

    Same here. But I could see chicks way hotter than her getting plowed on the web if I was that worried about it.
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    What does this Chines tatoo means?

    You live and learn. That's why I'm never going to just get a meaningless tattoo on a whim. Unless I ever decided to get a sleeve, then I might just throw some crap in there to fill it out, but that's not gonna happen.
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    Happy birthday roald!

    No, seriously. Now I'm worried. If we lose you, then Petra will **** from her oceanic ******* and rule once more.
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