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Alexis Texas, once again.

Re: Who made you cum today? Jayden James

Couldn't tell you, I'm far too lazy to go find it.

Wow, you guys can keep searching if you're not satisfied, I think this is my stop...

Try to contain yourself...

Can I call it "Pointless old bitch tower" if I ever visit?

What the hell happened? I don't log on for like 1 day and I miss all the drama. Same thing happened last time with the Sam Fisher sig-stuff. DOA's been helpful with me and I've never seen him be any worse than any of the other mods. He just seems to let the offenders have it a little bit harder...

^Middle name probably doesn't begin with an "X"

Black Label Society - "Crazy *****"

Jayden, I'm not usually a fan of fake boobies, but them thangs is immaculate.

Hearmenow! that's all I got :(

Nah, Roald's not even in the same stratosphere as Statham, cool-wise.

Thanks, this worked great!

Hey now, that's not for you to decide. The only reason I thought you were being sarcastic was because what you said was so dumb, I couldn't possibly think you were being serious :)

Don't do it, Bri. It's just gonna be him dancing around naked with his wiener tucked between his legs.

I like the sound of that!

I know, you can just break off a finger or two and snack out.

hehe, nice avatar.

He took the bait, roald, activate the trapdoor!

yup, would rep if possible

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic, but good point. At what point does god start making every single decision in one's life?

Don't move, don't speak, even whisper There's something happenin' but don't be scared I'm too smooth, you never see me coming I'm never in a hurry, I'm just movin' fast

Which mod do you think will no longer be able to resist the temptation to declare them self victorious and immediately lock this thread? Oh, and you know, I'm winning and all that.

Keep to the code (they're really more like guidelines)

jesus christ, 118? did you ever eat food?

I can think of a few people around here who are higher priority for that sort of initiative.

I feel like the only reason that he (and most bands of that era) ever had any success was because their core demographic was pretty much constantly high out of their minds.

thanks for the rep, even though it showed up grey instead of green, cause yo ass is rep-broke.

your welcome (I think) :)

thanks for the rep. Jackie's the best, and Rumble In The Bronx is his best **** IMO

Convertibles = Gay

Jesus, who do you have signed? Datsyuk, Zetty and Howard (UMAINE!!!!!)?

Bill Clinton And why do I keep hearing that Gianna's retired? Her freeone's bio says she's active. I"m not really up on these things, so I guess maybe they just haven't updated it yet?

You sir, are delightfully weird.

Can't wait to see Madonna's new "********" Bracelet. In the guy's defense, the victim did look like he might have a pretty tasty heart :dunno:

HAH!.....talent.

Is this a cry for help?

^ I keep getting you two confused, what with your sexy ass avatars and all

he's an alright ***, but he's prone hissy fits where it's like the whole world is trying to get him. seriously, man, its a fucking game. this particular instance came when i told him to quit serving it off the side of the table for the 10,000th time (you know it being against the rules and...

Jesus Christ, how much cap space do you ****** fuckers have?

wasn't there a thread with this exact matchup like 3 days ago? anyways, Alexis Texas as always.

^If I were Mick Jagger, I'd want a less fucked up looking face.

Pogues - "Boys From The County Hell"

Oh, and if you still haven't at least tried Skyrim, you really ought to give it a go. It's pretty fucking amazing.

^seems like alot of your big complaints were in the "believability" department. I can put up with stupid quests if the gameplay is good enough. Like I said, I'm looking for a nice realistic feeling when i'm fucking up zombies. I want to almost feel the machete blade rattle in my hands when i hit...

Jani from the Subway Town shop in RAGE has a decent pair, and a cool pink helmet :cool:

My friend being quite possibly the biggest fucking crybaby pussy in the world at times. Seriously dude, you're 19, you should be able to lose a game of ping pong without having a screeching fit. :facepalm:

Re: 2012 Official Gardening Thread If I'm going to start growing cuckes and snappers, I should probably get that **** going...err, growing. First frost around here is relatively unpredictable. Obviously it will still be a while, but I'm an ace procrastinator.