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Can I just point out that curling your upper lip does NOT constitute a 'gurn'..I'm convinced that those competitions were fixed.:mad:

The man who would be king?

I'm surprised no-one has started a thread already. 30 years ago, to the day, the greatest Rock n Roll star the world has ever known, died...aged just 42. 30 years on and the name of Elvis Presley is still as strong and well-known, as when he was alive. I can't claim to be a true Elvis fan...

If you MUST have your PC checked by an expert, you could delete all the porn or alternatively, encrypt the files. Personally, I wuldn't let any tech-head near my PC...I know my PC inside out, so I do all my own checks.

Well, I could tell you, but it would require several long paragraphs to explain...I don't think I could stretch it to that much actually.

Depends on the subject. Several paragraphs on the subject of naked women, I'll happily endure it. Several paragraphs on the subject of bendy penises, crushes on wormates, George Bush's latest ailment or similar 'crap'..I'll happily pass.

Re: hannah claydon uk model I read somewhere that she is just 5ft tall...but I'll bet she's a fun lil' package.

I love bananas when they are just starting to blacken. As long as the actual banana doesn't have any 'bruising', I will happily eat them.

If you stand right next to them they just appear stretched out.. I wonder if the artist has a camera set up at a particular distance, so that he can view the pictures while he does them?

http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Parking-lot-20070805 I wish!

More amusing, than funny.. http://z003.ig.com.br/ig/30/36/518052/blig/obutecodanet/2007_32.html#post_18918771.. Unfortunately, I'm all out of bananas at the moment. If someone would give this a try and let us know the results..I'd appreciate it.:dunno::rolleyes: Now, I'm off to polish my...

The horror.....the horror.....:thumbsup:

And your next clues are: 1) Helicopter 2) Clean 3) Surf 4) Tiger 5) Colonel

Silent Running. Starring the great Bruce Dern...and the slightly less great trio of robots, Huey (RIP), Dewey and Louie.

Re: Steorra / Jinny pale blue lingerie http://www.teeniesets.com/db242152/101.html

Let's face it, if Aliens arrived in blimp-shaped spaceships with 'Sanyo' on the side...we'd be doomed. No-one (apart from Phaeton) would notice and we'd soon be overun.

Re: Breanne Bump! - Whatever happened to Breanne??

Free Willy?

Eurythmics - Savage (album). I remember this album being slated by the critics when it was released, but I think it is actually one of the best they've done..

Re: Adriana Malkova / Ariela / Adrianna Zarcova / Adrian Tyler Amazing set of pics..I love her on all fours.:banana:

When I was younger, I would not get in the bath if there was a hair floating on the water. I would spend ages scooping out any that I could find before I would get in..WEIRD!

Re: Anymore of this beauty? She's amazing. Reminds me of Penny Flame. Would a Mod kindly rename the thread to the above ...TA:hatsoff:

HERE, HERE !......I mean, OH DEAR;)

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell I would think the opposite.. Anyone with high ***** pressure, seeing Erica in a state of undress, is surely a certainty for the funeral parlour.

Sorry peeps..I caused some confusion by saying it was Holdols turn, when it wasn't...that's why I 'edited' my post. Dick..post your five words and let's get this going again.

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Not so much a ban...more like a 'go away, you're not allowed here anymore' :D Oh..allright, you can play :hatsoff:

The error was no hoax...if it were, I would have made up something more amusing.

Was the computer singing 'Daisy, Daisy' whilst it was having it's wires cut?

I think he's right..

I can see the funny side of it... Mind you, I could see the funny side of a funeral:D:rolleyes:

Maybe the cat has some deadly disease that the staff don't know about... four hours of sitting beside a disease-ridden cat, would finish anyone off.

If it is, then watch out for the biggest court case EVER!:hammer:

Lazy Bastards..

Pensioner leads Police on an 8mph chase Police manage to do a 'Chief Wiggum' and lose him!

Crow flies into electricity cable.....bursts into flames.....falls into haystack.....which also catches fire.....which then spreads to an entire field. Dead crow jumps up and says 'TA-DA!' ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bad: Woman discovers that...

Penis pasta...I suppose it's used to make Bollockgnese.

http://www.wild-teenz.com/boobs-stocking/mecd.htm

Re: Orsi Kocsis (aka Claudia, Orsolya Kocsis, Oshi, Kimberly Zeller) Wow, I didn't know there was a thread on this babe...I would have started one myself otherwise. Just one question...are they real?

I'm pretty sure it's Andie Valentino

Ahem..ONE word clues:ban:

Just remembered...1: Melissa Puente

The last one is Kristin Happersett

Germany again... Bad: Neighbours report smell coming from house. Worse: Police break into house expecting to find dead body. WTF?: Turns out to be a pile of smelly socks!

You got it! BTW..thanks for preventing a premature death to my thread:bowdown:

Crikey...I've never seen myself as an 'Inspiration' before:rolleyes:

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell I paid a lot of hush-money to keep those photos private;)

It might just be my browser, but I occasionally get messages like the one below. Anyone else get these?

Simple idea.. I give you five one-word clues that pertain to a certain movie and the first to guess can then post their own clues. Your clues can be anything about the film..a name, place, object, even the year it was made. The only rigid rule is 'ONE-WORD' clues. eg 1: Planet 2: Farmboy 3...

If it really was a 'trouser-trumpet' then I like the look on the Queens face...sort of 'Oh not again Phillip'