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:hatsoff: Thanks for the rep

Too hyped up and glorified as a "messiah" IMO but I can acknowledge that he had a profound and positive effect on people. I frankly am indifferent, but may the man rest in peace. To the antagonists, take it easy on the disparaging. To the avid worshipers, ease up off that dick. :D

Except your hair grows back.... I don't want to get into it too much, but IMO human rights supersede cultural practices. Sure it doesn't cause complications but it all comes down to the fact that the ***** doesn't have much choice in the matter. They're just supposed to accept the fact that...

Because I win

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But do they have a license to rent?

Stories like these make me jizz uncontrollably.

Grohl probably doesn't tell it like I tell it though. I myself don't make it a habit to say it, but I've encountered several who have. May many of them rest in peace...:******:

:D Ha! That's nothing... Perhaps another day I'll share a story of one of my many exploits at sea. :cool:

The Foo Fighters are super. Did I tell any of you about the time I shook Dave Grohl's hand and got his autograph? Well it all went like this: I shook his hand and got his autograph. Awesome story right?

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Damn... ******* Mohel looks badass! :pimpdaddy Seriously, why root for Foreskin man? He looks like a bitch. MM is gonna pimp-slap that guy with his epic beard. Then he'll be like: "go get superman and batman, cuz you ain't got ****."

Meh, doesn't matter. I'm not interested enough to check it out. I was just being facetious. Or as the Jewish say, uh.... *flips through yiddish dictionary* katovesdik!

When does the issue hit stands? Honestly, no need to get shpilkes in your genecktigazoink.

Who? :D

It's already happened Ike. Why just the other day I got a lecture while in mid-spank at the women's lingerie department of Sears. Long story short I'm not allowed to ever return there. Fascists! :mad:

thanks for the vote J :hatsoff:

They're smiling because they're making bank despite being shoddy actors. And yes, I'm sure they did.

Not a funny picture but I still lol'ed at your statement. 1) Wolverine doesn't sparkle. 2) Hugh >>>>> Robby

At least they still have their contract with Doublemint gum.

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on who's wielding the baseball bat.

Not enough people are getting laid, that's the problem. What happened to appreciating the simple things?

I'm surprised this ruling was in Texas of all states. I thought they were all for old traditions.

Maley law? Yawn! I only follow pirate law. How do you think I became king? Jahahahaha!

I am above the law!

No can do Busen

Who do you guys think I am? You're out of your league

There are plenty of rookies who are all talk. Just like you, Busen. Kahahahaha!

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Resolve isn't enough Busen. This game was called as soon as I threw my tricorn into the ring.

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Don't get me started, I've got about a million.