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  1. PirateKing

    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    I take it you two have resolved your differences? :blowjob:
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th *sigh* I guess I'll just have do what I normally do from 11-8. What was it again? ...Oh yeah, *****.
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    Green Weiner

    I'm sure vivid entertainment will be making him an offer.
  4. PirateKing

    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    Obviously you aren't as big a Superman fan as you presume to be. Any true fan remembers Superman #497. A great chapter that was by the way....
  5. PirateKing

    Columbo Peter Falk dies at 83!

    Damn good detective. RIP
  6. PirateKing

    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    I give her "the look".
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    You two can battle each other for second place for all I care, but the #1 spot will always belong to me.
  8. PirateKing

    Revenge Isn't Sweet.

    I'm trying to figure out the context to this situation. Did the green bear just get gang-*****?
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    windows to mac? converting over.

    Congrats on your coming-out.
  10. PirateKing

    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    My bike....stolen again! No matter. I'll make it on the big wheel. Damn straight! I demand tribute!
  11. PirateKing

    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    Screw that, I'm auditioning as Zod. :cool: Kneel before PK!
  12. PirateKing

    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire *cue Jackass music* "Hi my name is thread trollington, and this is '******* on a dead guy!'" *cue Jackass music*
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    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    To Chicago I go then. Up-up and awaaaay~! *hops on bicycle*
  14. PirateKing

    How do others see you?

    They fear and revere me.
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    Would you pay $100,000 for a razor?

    :( I wish I had an iridium razor...... So it can survive a drop into molten lava eh? Well that's good to know. In the likely chance that I accidentally drop it while shaving over a volcano I can always fish it out with my iridium fishing net (sold separately).
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    The Art of the Power ***

    After waking up she vowed never to walk home again.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    I win again
  18. PirateKing

    "Porno is just a typo away"

    Does this mean Crissy Moran is doing porn again? :D
  19. PirateKing

    Home Surfing

    The poor *** must be landlocked.
  20. PirateKing

    Eyeball

    You know what I see? A man balancing a ball on his eye while clapping. Now that's talent!
  21. PirateKing

    Top Ten Ways to Avoid the Draft

    Or you could just say that you're the *** of an oil tycoon/politician.
  22. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? vanessa blue
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    It's been a while since I last did much.

    Well Dirk.... uh... I actually.... Oh who am I kidding? Everything's the same. :(
  29. PirateKing

    :thumbsup: Don't mention it good sir.

    :thumbsup: Don't mention it good sir.
  30. PirateKing

    Spider-Man death 'changes everything' for Marvel

    :*****: Ultimate Comics ****** spider-man a long time ago.
  31. PirateKing

    Grease star Jeff Conaway (T-Bird Kenickie) fights for life after painkiller overdose

    Re: Grease star Jeff Conaway (T-Bird Kenickie) fights for life after painkiller overd You know you've hit a bottom when Corey Feldman headlines your funeral.
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    Going to Make A Video for FreeOnes!

    Hey, when I introduced you to it I didn't know you would develop such a deep obsession.
  33. PirateKing

    Going to Make A Video for FreeOnes!

    :D Nothing wrong with being into that sort of niche L3ggy.
  34. PirateKing

    TOC: A true intellectual

    That's because you are not truly seeing. **** up L3ggy, the matrix has you.
  35. PirateKing

    Word Association

    sailing
  36. PirateKing

    Going to Make A Video for FreeOnes!

    :elaugh:
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    And I like peanut butter. Let's make a sandwich. Nooooooooooo! :*****:
  38. PirateKing

    Going to Make A Video for FreeOnes!

    There's not enough pirate wench role-playing these days.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    You jelly.
  40. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Ha! Good one sir! I almost took you seriously for a second.
  41. PirateKing

    I'm training for the freeones olympics!....

    Well done sir. You counterbalanced those two as a pro would.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Yes, but impossible to defeat one.
  43. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I know, it's impossible to do so. Still, I expect you two to try. Also http://iamdisappoint.com/
  44. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I hold you two to a higher standard. This isn't even a challenge.
  45. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Busen & L3ggy, I am disappoint...
  46. PirateKing

    Tea Party PSA

    So...send the teabaggers to Somalia? I can live with that.
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