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  1. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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  3. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Cheating the Money Shot....WHY??!!

    Yes, why? I personally enjoy the more aggressive ladies that finish off the guy themselves. Otherwise you get that awkward moment where the woman is doing nothing while waiting for the guy to jerk his load.
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    Chris Hansen Caught

    Justice for who? The kiddie diddlers? The National Enquirer is a joke. That's all I'm gonna say.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    No. Yes. Maybe.
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    >>> Miss FreeOnes 2012 - Survey

    Ah well, whatever. They're both great posters.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    I am known for bringing the laughter.
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    Just a **** T-Rex with a machine ***

    You know that this is some bullshit right?
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    >>> Miss FreeOnes 2012 - Survey

    Who won the last one again?
  13. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    It's sacrilege man. Sacrilege.
  14. PirateKing

    Need help with a movie title.

    Gotta be Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Ghostbusters?
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    What pisses you off?

    When I'm jammin to a song on the radio and they do some **** to censor a swear word. Takes me outta my groove.
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    Do you think this is for real?

    That is the age-old question, isn't it?
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    Why I'm Not Voting (and neither should you)

    Make it happen Petra.
  18. PirateKing

    Mission Impossible 4 Trailer

    T'was so-so.
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    Why I'm Not Voting (and neither should you)

    You mean her Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, and Secretary of Health and Human Services (respectively)? :D
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    Could it be?! Mutated Ants!

    Windex ants eh? I thought they were extinct.
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    Why I'm Not Voting (and neither should you)

    Oh I'm voting, just not the way I'm supposed to. I'll write the name of whoever I want to be president on the ballot and put a check next to their name. Let's see those bastards try to say I can't. Wildcard bitches! Hey Petra, how would you like to be commander in chief?
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    This Kind of **** Only Happens to Me!

    That's hilarious.
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    Whers MY Fucking Smiley?

    :jester: Here's your smiley. Now dance! I demand entertainment!
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    :hatsoff: Sure thing. Thanks for giving me something I can nom without looking too hard. You...

    :hatsoff: Sure thing. Thanks for giving me something I can nom without looking too hard. You know how lazy I am.
  25. PirateKing

    For Some Reason, I Get Turned on By....

    I thought the thread title was an opening to another great fart joke. I am disappoint.
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Me, Dirk and Alex kickin' it in Saudi Arabia. Incidentally we're not allowed back there because of the "indecent" acts we committed.
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    ***** encounters 'within twenty years'

    Doubtful. Waaay to many variables.
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    BOBBI STARR Exclusive POV Live Sex Show TODAY!

    :drool2: Ese culo...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies :pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate::pirate: I can die without regrets now.
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    Thanks for initiating the marathon. That was entertaining. :thumbsup:

    Thanks for initiating the marathon. That was entertaining. :thumbsup:
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    No "boys" and "girls" at gender-neutral preschool in Sweden

    :nono: Sweden is Sweden. Sorry, but I'm going to have to deduct some points from it's overall score.
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    Facials

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    Mortal Kombat 9 Montage

    Once again....
  35. PirateKing

    Sarah Palin Cancels Bus Tour

    There's a bus tour I can support. Here's to hoping she comes to my town. :glugglug:
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    Best Cookie Packaging Ever.

    That cookie looks Funkalicious.
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    Do you enjoy eating spare ribs?

    But you love women with messy faces. :dunno:
  38. PirateKing

    No "boys" and "girls" at gender-neutral preschool in Sweden

    You're the swede, you tell us. :D
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    Michelle Bachmann wants to be like John Wayne. Gacy.

    They certainly seem to be an accurate representation though, especially if the GOP isn't making any real attempts to distance themselves from them.
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    Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn?

    I take the penises (penii?) for granted usually, though there are occasions when I watch a scene and I ask myself: "wtf is that?", "he better be a grower" or "why wasn't I born with a penis like that?". So yes, I suppose I am a bit shallow and therefore do appreciate a nice looking penis.
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    Do you enjoy eating spare ribs?

    Oh stop pretending, like you didn't intentionally set me up for it. :cool:
  42. PirateKing

    Internet Memes You ****?

    Hehe, you mad.
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    Internet Memes You ****?

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    Do you enjoy eating spare ribs?

    I see you've discovered the quickest way to my heart. :D
  45. PirateKing

    Michelle Bachmann wants to be like John Wayne. Gacy.

    Is that why she acts like such a clown? :elaugh:
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