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:sing: She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner. She's a Lady! Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady Alisa loves me too. I didn't hear from everyone else though. This is disheartening.

I love this silly ongoing banter we're having. And I love you guys.

Lemme *hic*....lemme tell yu about the Gobblewang shark. Fascinating creature. Good thread, good thread! :****:

Hence the Wobbegong shark style. I'll lurk from the sea floor, camouflaging myself. The ship is just a decoy. No seafarer will be safe.

Nah, his craft is outdated. I don't need it. I'm going to establish my own school of Lurking. I'll call it Wobbegong Shark style.

Hehe good one. Sike *an STDiva burn*

Hey look OC's poking me. :pirate::orangecat: What were we talking about again?

Someone should really feed that cat. :pirate: ^sexy

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Well serves him right. I went to him for lurking lessons on several occasions only to be turned away every time, even when I wore a speedo that accentuated my bulge.

I find that hard to believe Alisa. There's no way anybody can out-lurk Dirk. Can you produce these supposed pictures? I'd like to privately examine them. Just to uh...you know, verify them. Are they high res?

Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under Why set up the TP so it rolls out in the opposite direction? Who does that? A sick fuck, that's who.

Bug bites. I'll remember that next time I see a spider crawling around. No more mercy for you bastards, you're getting squashed.

:hatsoff: You're welcome.

I prefer wearing the Bigfoot print sandals. It makes for much better entertainment to watch my neighbor freak out. Next thing you know there's a team of anthropologists staking out the yard hoping to catch the Sasquatch returning to his defecating grounds.

The advantage that Kira has in terms of physical attractiveness is negligible. Kianna doesn't half-ass her performances.

:sing: I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming! Dreaming is free!

:hatsoff: Ah thanks. I'll check it out. In terms of just downloading youtube video's I usually use keepvid which downloads the video in mp4 format.

:sing: ***** on, ***** until your ***** come true~!

The winner......is me! Suck it.

Re: New Smilies We're in desperate need of this smiley.

Sake

No you don't

Allow me to strike a pose in celebration of my victory.

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This is such a fan-girl question. In B4 OP brings up Twilight.

Neither do anything for me in terms of looks or acting. Hopefully this is the last transformers movie, because I don't want to hear any more about the stupid franchise or these actresses.

They have splash mountain at Sea World now? :D

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Re: Collection of sexy GIFs I've out-done myself this time. I really have.

The chicklet seems to have accepted it.

Thanks for the SOAD rep :banger:

Waking up with cotton mouth. Ugh.

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Watermelon.

No, but thanks for the idea.

Your resourcefulness and dedication never ceases to amaze me. I gave up on my Beiber facade when I couldn't keep my human mask from falling apart & rotting. I blame the victims for not applying enough lotion. But more importantly, I couldn't help but admire that pipe you're pretending to smoke...

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Too late for that. My penis is in fate's hands now. Little Captain Kidd has always been resilient, I'm sure he'll survive.

Settle down ****, pretend time is over. I was always the winner.

I withdraw my Matrix hypothesis actually. Instead I'm going with Planet of the Apes. Make it happen mankind.

Why tea? Everyone knows toll house cookies are better with milk. You're slippin' Luke.

I, uh..... What?

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :rofl: That's was my first thought. Wtf is he doing? Somehow the woman still has me convinced though.

Not knowing what word to use as the code for a smiley so I have to go to "go advanced" and scroll through the list for the smiley I wanna use. You know what? Fuck smilies. Cunts that get hissy with me for spoiling the ending to a book/movie. Fuck you for not reading/watching it yet. I wasn't...

That Indiana Jones bit with the boulder had me laughing hysterically.

So facetious. :o Honestly though, I could not care less about the infidelities of others. Lame story bro.

Everything will be exactly the same since we'll be living in the matrix.

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