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hmmm.. got my flint axe, my bamboo bow, with twig arrows and my tit-shaped granite rock, that I like to bash things with - class

True.. considering that during my life I've had several teeth removed and therefore don't know the exact whereabouts of them and so cannot touch them with my tongue. :hatsoff:

Re: Cherries (Amour angels) / Nina (ATK) I can go one better than that.. check out about 1/3 down the page: http://www.****************/topic49041.html (unless link gets deleted)

I stand by my previous statement :yesyes: He got ******.. at last, something worth laughing about. :1orglaugh

This thread is hilarious.. but not in a 'clown' sort of way..:*****:

All of this Black Hole / LHC business is crap anyway. My knowledge of the subject doesn't go much beyond wikipedia or science tv programmes.. but, black holes are created by large stars, which collapse in on themselves - thereby creating a huge gravitational pull. They are NOT made in...

Obviously Han Solo's 'wise-crack' language, was not one of them.

I'm in possession of a King Dick ... I like to get it out and show people what I can do with it.

Somewhere to hang his towels and he's complaining..:dunno:

Re: ***Naughty Natalie*** I'm suddenly thinking dirty thoughts... Okay, so I always think dirty thoughts.. but now I've got a good excuse. :banana:

This Charming Man - The Smiths Gov. Sarah Palin

Hey, they don't like it when you make fun of them..

Get butt-fucked by C3PO http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=237670 wearing a strap-on, while R2D2 videos the whole event and plays it back to Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi later, with the accompanying message: "I've got a bad feeling about... me'arse" Hey, it's the end of the...

Not gay.. just, well.. a bit camp. Let's face it... he's gold-plated, he dislikes any sort of ********, is partial to oil-baths and his best friend is shaped like a dildo. He's the Julian Clary of the Star Wars world. C3PO: "I'd like a warm hand upon my TZ-546 rectal interface port"

I was going to say her... but it's hard to gauge her height. :rolleyes:

Hmmmm.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=237109

You're never alone.... with the voices in your head.

This is what is running through my mind... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuiA2j52rP8&feature=related :wave:

Re: Daria / Aksana - Perfect Tits If anyone knows the whereabouts of a vid of those puppies, let me know..:hatsoff:

You're guaranteed to pick up a woman here

I think it already has.. Croatia 1 - 4 England. Were obviously in some sort of life-after-death world because that wasn't supposed to happen.:rolleyes:

Ok Roald... Time to put your 'special' jacket back on.. and please remove that Fonz avatar, you've just lost your coolness. :dunno:

I might suggest that^.. but I can't see a situation arising where it would be applicable.. :1orglaugh

Yay.. the janitor is on the case. :hatsoff:

Hahahaha.. you're thinking of the 'Island', 'Not Island' thing aren't you... and of course you're right.

Apparently, Freeones has it's top 'experts' (:1orglaugh :rofl2::1orglaugh ) working on a special tag, just for your sweater-puppies, even as we speak.

Desperate housewives watch me.... not.

Whichever he decides to dump... I'll be there to help pick her up.

With the atom-smasher, all you get is a Gluon.. (Special scientist/nerd joke)

Starnge method of catching fish... still, he has better luck than I do with my net.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!.. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!.. Sorry, what's all this about an 'atom smasher' again..??

[In a Julian Clary style voice] ooooh, we MUST compare colours sometime... and how DO you stop your nails splitting? :D

Unfortunately the 'It's a big scary internet and I'm frightened' tag, was unavailable. Meanwhile I'm still waiting for my 'is a God' , tag to appear.. Though I would settle for 'Stop me, if you've heard this one before..' :hatsoff:

OK.. here's another Australia can go through, but England cannot. Cuba can go through, but Argentina cannot. Japan can go through, but China cannot.

When I was younger (MUCH younger) I would not get in a bath unless every loose bit of floating hair/fluff, had been removed from the water surface. Also, I would never sit in the 'plug-hole' side of the bath.

Re: Ksena Lanias Whoops.. :helpme: this thread can probably be deleted.

Re: Milana MetModels SUPER HOT!!!!!! Same set as above - some different pics. http://www.softcandies.com/albums/milana/milana_fantazia.html

Ksena Lanias http://www.softcandies.com/albums/ksena/ksena_lanias.html

Your...words.... cutting.... so..deep.... so..hurtful... Ah what the hell... the way PC technology is going a PC you buy today, will be out of date come Christmas.

too much emphasis is put on CPU speeds nowadays. My PC is happily running a 1GHz Athlon (overclocked to 1250GHz) I can play the likes of HL2 and Farcry with no problems.

try using a proxy server.

sssssssssuper So Simple, So Ssss... whatever

It is my opinion that the higher up the chain of authority you go, the bigger asshole you either 'have to be' or will become'. Trust me, I work for a few companies, of different sizes and that seems to be the unwritten rule. PS: Obviously, I'm not suggesting the same applies here... All...

Oh no...looks like your PC was visited by the 'Jpeg Fairies'. They get up to all kinds of mischief, like rearranging your pictures in non-alphabetical fashion and moving the odd picture to your recycle bin.

* Erm...:dunno: (*Obligatory post in 'to be closed' thread.)

and I thought you Mods had better things to do in your spare time.. I'll tell you what's better than a fly-swatter.. A thick rubber-band. Put your arm out in front of you, with your thumb pointing forward. Loop the rubber band around the tip of your thumb and then pull the other end back up...

If anyone is out there and is the least bit interested, it was 'Mount Olympus' I shall now embalm this thread and bury it in a dark corner of my garden, where it shall lie forgotten.:******:

Is it just me, or do hurricanes have boring names? I reckon they should be named after pornstars, better still, sex-positions.. I'd **** to be stuck in the middle of Hurricane 'Ass-Thrust'. and tropical storm 'Piledriver' would be a difficult one to overcome.

Foil hat? Oh come on hedonis.. I can easily accept the end of the world, but I'll never, EVER, believe that people put tinfoil on their heads (I use lead.. better, but fucks up your neck muscles)

" In a world where voice-over artists thought they could go on forever, one man dared to buck the trend, here is his stor.....uuuugghhhhhhh"