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I'll have £20 on AFA.. There's no other reasonable excuse for the state of his posts.

The Hippopotamus is the most dangerous ****** in Africa. It has ****** more than 400 people in Africa.. more than Lions or Crocodiles. The driest place on earth is actually Antarctica.. It has not rained there for more than 2 million years.

Haven't you got some homework to do..or something? :*****:

Mr Chefchi-pottymouth :ban:

End of the world - Delayed again http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7626256.stm Great.. I can at least enjoy a good Halloween/Bonfire night. Christmas still unlikely though..

I had a rather embarrassing situation, involving a fleshlight and my GF, the other week. We were getting ready for a good night's lovin', when I suggested that she get my fleshlight out, so that I could compare the likeness...imagine my horror, when she opened the wrong drawer and pulled out my...

^^ The guy's gone nuts.. TIME THIS THREAD WAS CLOTHED !

NOT a pleasant thought.. Just a couple of questions, Ms Davis... or should I call you Simon? Anyhoo.. I was watching one of your films the other day and I felt a strong urge to **** someone. My question is.. what sort of ***** should I use? (bear in mind, I want to use it again for...

I mentally block out any rubbish threads, I just don't see them at all.. BTW can someone please explain why everyone single one of my threads has been deleted? :dunno: :*****:

Seen every one of them... except Clock Jelly. Though, I do buy that from a sex-shop down the road (sorry.. COCK-jelly) BTW: is it: 'After Midnight Confectionery II' - The Sequel?

Great.. I'm going to have that as a ringtone.

knot necessarily.. but I won't twine about it. :tongue:

Re: What you watching right now! For those of you in my living room area.. I shall be watching ****** Ted, for the umpteenth time. (with commentary)

I think weave come to the end of the gags now...

Can't fucking cook though.. just like the real thing. :hatsoff:

The Flash Just finished watching the early 90's series, shame it didn't go to a second season.

I'll turn up and have the female members write a message on my cock (remember girls, 500 words minimum)

At least it didn't needle you..

"Time is an illusion.. lunchtime, doubly so." - Ford Prefect (Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

Why not?.. Some of my best cuddles have been with sex toys.

Last week? :dunno:

I didn't think you'd cotton on to my gag... It's been Nylon ages since I last used that one. such is the fabric of life :D

Lol...that Chefchitown. He certainly knows how to spin a yarn.

More Freeones nonsense, compiled into one gut-wrenching dish, for you all to enjoy. So, sickbags at the ready, HERE WE GO... 1)Neverending wipe? 2) Is C-3PO straight or gay? 3) Ass cleaning tips 4) why do people **** clowns? 5) A lil help! 6) Free Money

Tsk.. yeah, the attitude of some people :D

That takes me back... Anyone remember 'National' petrol garages, that used to give away smurf figures with petrol?. "National's the one place on earth.. you get service with a Smurf" Okay..I'll be quiet now

A Porker ****** :dunno::*****:

Much obliged, good sir... More tea vicar? :hatsoff:

1) Shut down Windows. 2) Unplug your PC/ Monitor etc 3) Take the PC to your local PC repair shop 4) Leave it there 5) Never, ever touch a PC again... ever :thumbsup:

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Anything you say, boss..

lol... too easy

Picture clue this time.. hint: Comedian

:1orglaugh sorry FK, I'm not laughing at your reply, it's just the thought that he might 'come up with something'... maybe a rabbit, or a marching brass band, may pop out of there.. :1orglaugh Maybe the government should have a poster campaign, about the dangers of not wiping properly..:helpme:

Freeones ultra strong wanking-tissues... they cum in a box. Freeones See-through Flasher Mac.. no need to expose your tiddler to the cold weather. Freeones remote control Helicockter :http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/ (Off-road vagina, still in development) Freeones Tit-Massager (looks...

Most browsers allow font of your choice anyway.. Mine's Comic Sans, all the time. (Not sure if wingdings can be used..) 'Show your signature' checkbox?.. best of luck, that's been asked for loads of times

She has??.. why, I've been on Ma... No, No, tunsty.. sarcasm is too easy sometimes.

Re: Amber Campisi - playmate feb 05 New to me - Pink mesh top http://www.babe-envy.com/pf/amber-campisi.html

I liked Lucinda Cockhole.. but that's another story.

Tsk.. and I would have had you down as a 'Wingdings' man.

What-a waste-of-f u c k i n g-time My players are playing like Derby County... or worse, Spurs.

Fanny West?? Never heard of Him :D

Why can't you just use Comic Sans, like the rest of us?.. :dunno:

Yeah.. but my trouble is, a small golden retriever puppy fucks-off with the bog paper before I finish.

One of my previous posts.. totally fucked up by this new pornstar link-naming thingy ->http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1608538&postcount=290 Man ****** by pornstar... lol:1orglaugh

I get all my links from the ole Interwebnet.. Slowhand just picks a day at random from his diary. School girl breaks record for snails on her face.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1050667/Schoolgirl-smashes-world-record-lets-25-snails-slither-face.html Airline loses luggage...

Yeah.. Were happy to discuss ANY subject (as long as it's not serious)

It's a trick contest.. It's actually only one film.. probably directed by David Lean :rolleyes:

Hmm, I'm not so sure... If friends, ****** and employers found out that this person can't even use a search function, it could ruin their life... $50'000 or I spill the beans, buddy!.

Already available.. though only for certain members http://www.uploadr.com/uploads/1221476578.jpg