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She looks too serious. If I told her a joke, would she laugh?

3D hurts my eyes. I don't need the screen to jump out at me. Keep away from me screen.

Re: Who made you cum today? lizzy london

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today edit wrong thread...

And the plot thickens.... I always knew you had a thing for OC.

We are standing by for your reply.

It's all about the hitting form gents.

Re: Who made you cum today? Kristi love

Recycle your dildos here and we'll uh, ya know....take them to the recycle place.

:sing: I don't know! Can you repeat the question?

Re: Who made you cum today? holly halston

Damn it Dirk! I thought we agreed that we were going to the midnight showing together dressed as Snape and Dumbledore.

Cool story bro.

Little known fact: "Ticket to Ride" was originally titled "Ticket to a free Boner".

No Kurt Russell? Psshh..... It's just a bunch of bland actors doing a crappy remake. None of them stand out to me.

You two should be ashamed of yourselves. This thread was supposed to be about papa. A curse on both your houses!

I shall seek and purchase both, then someday I will challenge you.

Not being obligated to go anywhere. music swimming & chillin' on a boat pornstars that make me cum immediately

Re: Eve Lawrence Well said Balls. Let us pay tribute to this fine deity.

You realize this is some bullshit right?

Thanks. I was quite ecstatic about it myself. :D

Nothing like sausage and a bagel. :D

Actually re-arranged is a decent song. Not gonna bother posting it though.

Sometimes the 2 Mb limit can be a pain in the ass when posting gifs also. There's turboimagehost too actually.

Feuding with imaginary characters again Johnny? :1orglaugh

Do tell. :D thankee for the repee.

But who's gonna wear the other boob hat? Rhetorical question of course. It's me!

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Try hotchyx. It doesn't upload multiple files or URL's though.

Boooo! :D

I know. Thanks for letting me squat there.

Key it? What are you, an embittered lady? Rear-end it like a real man.

Thanks for letting me know he's unpopular in the middle east. They are integral voters after all. Yawn.

I think people get angry when they try to get a rise out of me and I reply with indifference. Why do people do that anyway?

Maybe 20 years ago. Now she's like the wicked witch of the west.

I wonder if they've started growing artificial penises on lab rats. That's what we need. I can live without an ear but by god, there needs to be insurance for losing your precious member.

Thanks for the befriend.

Hahahaha...no.

Thanks for the rep brotha.

If you noticed the guy in the jeans, I got news for you...

The left-hand side looks eerily like my apartment.

Not getting the money that's owed to me. Everybody's reaching their hands out but when it comes time to fork it over they make excuses or do this **** :shy:

Re: Robber who broke into hair salon is caught by owner & kept as a sex slave for 3 d In Russia, attractive woman ***** you.

I'm sure Sulu would be happy to lend a hand.

Well done you two. Reps all around.

Let me get my magnifying glass.... Ahahahaha! Oh yes...she's filthy.

Walk it off.

You're bananas.