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  1. PirateKing

    How Peanut Butter Is Made

    It would make me happy to know that somewhere, someone is delightfully consuming my ***** as well. A man can ***** right?
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    How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

    You're pitting a lazy American in a dirty street fight with a hardened Ruskie? Do you **** Obama?
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I tried vintage. I tried Tori Welles. Such satisfaction.
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    The Winner of $100 Credits to FreeOnes Cams is...

    Can we still keep neg repping Roald? It's so fun.
  5. PirateKing

    Giffords’ Bipartisan Message

    She looks....good? I don't blame her for barely mustering a smile in that picture. She's among politicians after all.
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    Make it rain on them hoes ($250k poof!)

    Re: Make it rain on them hoes (250k poof!) Even when he's being charitable he looks like a dickhead. He's probably compensating them for having to listen to his music.
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    So for all you guys who neg repped me...

    I regret nothing. I'd do it again too.
  8. PirateKing

    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    Black power= let's assert our independence white power= let's maintain control over the other party. Although both are racist because they alienate the other.
  9. PirateKing

    Welcome to Squaw Valley Islamic Settlement...

    I think I lost my virginity there.
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    Addison O'Riley

    Hope you can rest easy now.
  11. PirateKing

    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    That dope head randomly ranting about chainlink fences was hilarious for some reason.
  12. PirateKing

    Got robbed by some skank...

    My old man loved the Beasty Boys, so their music permeated my psyche from an early age. :sing: Brass monkey! That funky monkey!
  13. PirateKing

    US Destroys Iran

    :1orglaugh
  14. PirateKing

    Got robbed by some skank...

    CFFS3ndWSJ4
  15. PirateKing

    Top 10 Most Popular Babes on Freeones + Interview with Petra

    She could have used "copyrighted" or "stolen" in that last part, but instead she said "pirated". That surely can't be coincidence. Thanks for the shout out boo.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Emilianna Yeah, she's awesome. High five!
  17. PirateKing

    If they fought who would win?

    :brick:
  18. PirateKing

    Dating a Bipolar Girl

    Congratulations. Don't let her go.
  19. PirateKing

    If they fought who would win?

    An extremely overrated and idiotic non-canon character that you don't need to know about. Broly would win though, just because he's hax.
  20. PirateKing

    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Facials

  24. PirateKing

    What is gloy?

    Just like cheap glue, you're coming undone.
  25. PirateKing

    Somebody Rob This *** Already!

    My head hurts.
  26. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Are your hos giving you lip again? You're too soft DC.
  27. PirateKing

    Tumblr anybody?

    Re: does any one use tumblr I often get good gifs and funny pics from tumblr. That's it though.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  30. PirateKing

    Man attempts surgery on his hernia with butter *****,

    Being an ****** is unrelated. I just don't have a very good healthcare plan.
  31. PirateKing

    Stranger in the Rain (by NikkiValentine)

    Damn, and to think I was wandering around on corner of 5th and orchid until 2:29 looking for a place that sells Belgium coffee.
  32. PirateKing

    Man attempts surgery on his hernia with butter *****,

    Big deal. I once used a plastic spork to perform open heart surgery on myself and actually succeeded. Pussy.
  33. PirateKing

    Porn ban in Florida State prisons

    lol Florida. No more of that immoral porn. It's back to anal ****** for you convicts.
  34. PirateKing

    Amy Winehouse Found Dead

    Oooh gimme.
  35. PirateKing

    I never spam squally. I just make my mark.

    I never spam squally. I just make my mark.
  36. PirateKing

    Drivers can disregard red-light camera tickets in L.A.

    Question: Is it still bad to mow down pedestrians?
  37. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? jessica jaymes
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    I feel about as welcome here as a reggae band at a KKK convention!

    I like that analogy. Gloy boy, don't deviate from that eccentric behavior of yours. It's the reason why we know and love you.
  39. PirateKing

    'The Hobbit' - Keep up with the Movie

    Proud neeerd!
  40. PirateKing

    'The Hobbit' - Keep up with the Movie

    Neeeeerd!
  41. PirateKing

    So she has a broken heart?

    Someone needs to be brushed up on some Gloyster history.
  42. PirateKing

    Captain Planet Movie

    I imagine he'll just be summoned by the four elements, because there's no heart in this movie.
  43. PirateKing

    I pissed my stouffers

    You pissed in your frozen dinner?
  44. PirateKing

    'Bond girl' ****** herself by ******** acid cleaner

    Did it at least clear up that nasty colon cancer? Corrosive acid certainly can be good coming back up.
  45. PirateKing

    Google has made our "Identify / Name the Babe" obsolete.

    So far it's 0 for 7 for me. But of course Google makes the ID babe section obsolete.... :rolleyes:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jasmine Black
  47. PirateKing

    My local supermarket.....

    Never been down that aisle before.
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