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Re: Who made you cum today? Franceska Jaimes

I know. :elaugh:

Just lie and say "I love you" back. Who cares?

I'll go the trident or poisonous hook.

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:2offtopic Why are we talking about Link now?

:facepalm: You know someone's buzzed when they need to post a quip to every other comment in the thread. Believe me, I do it all the time.

I think he only shows up when there's someone to condescend. Any volunteers? Here's my theory: all clothes are really blue, and we just think they're different colors. That or smurf juices.

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Re: Who made you cum today? kasey kox

The only time I ever want to answer my phone is when it's a booty call, so I see no point in acknowledging it when I'm already all up in that.

So have I

What bible is this dumbass reading from?

L3ggy has not countered my awesome pirate art. I guess he conceded.

Its a typical night. Yours?

Sounds complicated.

And who's fault is that? I suppose you have penicillin to sell me. I see your angle now..... Come at me bro!!!

:facepalm: n00bs... You see, I'm captain of the most bitchin crew in the world. This is how you become PK. No other crew can stand up to mine, therefore many have yielded to me under a sort of alliance. Therefore I am both in a sense.

Re: Meet the Billionaires Working w/ the Religious Right-Wing to Eliminate Public Sch And that's exactly what's wrong with this country. It all comes down to those lazy socialist ****! :hairpull:

Is it hump day already? I suppose I'm fine. And you?

That's captain to you. Welcome to me crew.

Fixed. :goodpost: The worst part of that were all the '"orange" you glad' jokes you cracked afterward.

So I do. What's it to you? You got some oranges to sell me? Always so proud. Alright, I guess I was wrong..... Say you were captured though, the only advice I have would be "always have lube on hand, you're gonna need it.".

Poor L3ggy, he went and got captured by pirates and now he's their errand boy...:facepalm: What were you thinking approaching pirates so casually? If you ask me nicely I could tell them to relinquish you.

What are you turkeys babbling about? I'm a pirate who made all the other pirates my bitches, therefore I became their king. I didn't make up this system, take it up with them.

:hatsoff: Thank you, I love to preach it.

:surprise: That libby is also advocating the practice of letting uninsured people die! The hypocrisy! Oh wait...now that I examine it closer, it seems to be sarcasm. Taken out of context. Maybe. Well whatever, I'm a moron. That's what you were counting on, right?

:bang: Your patriotism is truly amazing. Truly.

So the girls who sit back and don't do anything for the contest should automatically win by default? And if I remember correctly most of last year's top 20 weren't even members here.

Been a while. Win: me.

Thank you. I would have settled for yubitsume, but it's your prerogative.

Tennant appeals to my generation.

Still you let me rep you. Bastard.

Obviously a terrorist. GTFO out of amurica!

You consider him luckier than the guy that gets to motorboat and do God(unjust) knows what else to her?

Wait a minute, now that I've sobered up a bit...no it wasn't! :mad:

:facepalm: ...Fuck it, that was brilliant. Rep.

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