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  1. PirateKing

    Introducing First Timer Amanda...Pics! Thoughts?

    Good enough for me. Why are you so tall?
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    Ebay - May Their Greed Destroy Them

    He doesn't need Haldol!
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    Ebay - May Their Greed Destroy Them

    ^you need Haldol.
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    Ebay - May Their Greed Destroy Them

    fuck Ebay.
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Good episode. Seemed shorter for some reason though. 1. How did Gus know about the ricin in Jesse's pack? Or did Jesse make a mistake? Gus poioning the *** wouldn't make any sense, and it's far-fetched for Jesse to think that Walt did it even if he is the only other one who knew about it. I...
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    The cake is...

    A cake with a mouth? Perfect... *Unzips pants*
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    Jabba always wins.

    Same with Moses Cleveland in Cleveland. Of course he deserved it, being that he founded Cleveland.
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    Hottest biker of all time...Well I could not stop staring!

    What a poser. :rolleyes: Surprised you didn't mention that she's not wearing the proper leggings. She'll singe those legs if they touch the metal part once it's running. That's just not the proper attire at all.
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    What Would Happen if You Nuked a Volcano?

    Why not try and find out.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today?
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    Obama Fried Chicken

    This reads like an Onion article.
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    Bill Maher Wants To Celebrate Dick Cheney's Death

    "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." — Mark Twain
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    I'm glad we agree. :cool:

    I'm glad we agree. :cool:
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    Which member would you like to meet?

    There's too much wanking in this thread.
  15. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Ah what a coincidence me too. Sorry guys.
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    Getting stoned

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    Advice to the guys here avoid these 50 mistakes guys make while getting dressed

    What is this, Cosmo? Luckily I'm not guilty of any of these except maybe #42. I wear the same shoes every day, so **** me.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? yuma asami Funny guy. Excuse me for one second..... :bang:
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Uh yeah....I'm gonna need ID's on those last 5 gifs.
  20. PirateKing

    Is Kira Kener the hottest pornstar ever ?

    How many posts do you have in this thread?
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    Which member would you like to meet?

    Gentlemen...does it really matter? You're both unoriginal. :D
  22. PirateKing

    Any male porn actors that you can't stand?

    Well which is it? :D
  23. PirateKing

    Any male porn actors that you can't stand?

    :facepalm: There you go bringing that up again. I told you I was ***** that time. It certainly didn't help that you kept yelling at it.
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    >>> September 2011 OCSM of the Month Voting is NOW OPEN!

    Or just go to any given thread and post an emoticon. I know this is a lot but I think you guys can do it.
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    I don't know who you are, but you stole Jay's avy! :mad:

    I don't know who you are, but you stole Jay's avy! :mad:
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    Any male porn actors that you can't stand?

    I can't name a specific one but I can't stand the one's that go overboard on the bench presses/steroids. They freak me out.
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    If you like 'em large and natural....

    It's an easy mistake to make(?)
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    Remember when.....

    Either that or a cop/cokehead. Of course every male porn star resided in the **** head category.
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    It was a good episode. Lot's of suspense, I wonder how the situation will turn out.

    It was a good episode. Lot's of suspense, I wonder how the situation will turn out.
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    No one told me!

    We thought you'd figure it out. :dunno: Honestly, if you found out that you were being compared to such a person you would have felt the need to live up to that reputation and become even more nosey. Some of us have a dark history of contradictions and ******* posts on this forum.
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    Is Obama the antichrist

    There's nothing to say, the man is obviously a terrorist. Throw him in Gitmo!
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    Biggest/worst lie you've ever told?

    I told a panhandler I didn't have any change. ...I actually did.
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    BlueBalls??? BigBalls you mean.

    Oh fine. I'll see what I can find....
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    The 50 Worst Inventions

    Why you hating on the segway?
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs As long as you keep feeding my ego then there's more where that came from. :hatsoff:
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    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    :D Oh you know...
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    Which member would you like to meet?

    You're deflecting man. It's only a hug. A platonic hug. :nanner:
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    Which member would you like to meet?

    Your bible does not frown upon male on male hugging. Let's just have a good hug and see where it goes from there.
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    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    Someone hasn't caught up with the times apparently. I find weed and porn stars the best possible combination on this green earth.
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    Which member would you like to meet?

    Oh I think you do. The fact that you're afraid of getting hugged just proves it. Drop your defenses and let me in baby.
  41. PirateKing

    Bears Hall of Famer Hampton refuses White House invite

    :kettle: I love this smiley. :D
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    Which member would you like to meet?

    Can't deny dat ***. I'm at the top of that list though right?
  43. PirateKing

    Bears Hall of Famer Hampton refuses White House invite

    Nothing to say in your defense? :elaugh:
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