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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs This is how I'm going to have to get off in a couple years
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Michael Jackson death trial begins

    A lot of Michael Jackson fans in the jury.
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    When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you...

    It's unusual for me to get an *********** erection when, especially when I'm working, unless I just happen to see an attractive woman in the full monty/doing a striptease and beyond. I can usually control my erection to half a chub when I'm talking to scantily clad women. The last time I...
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    Farmer throws scantily clad Rihanna off his land

    Your God is face palming you sir. Why would he/she create a body like that and then frown upon her showing it off? :mad:
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    Robocop Reboot

    How much you want to bet they'll make this movie PG-13? One of the biggest problems with remakes these days is that there's a need to draw in a universal audience to make up for the budget spent on special effects, so they whittle down the story and dark aspects like gore and psychological...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :o As promised...
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    :facepalm: Alright, alright....

    :facepalm: Alright, alright....
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    Most overrated pornstar.

    Kagney Linn Carter
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    Biggest U.S. Presidential Scandal?

    :1orglaugh Brilliant. Specific contexts like this are why random pictures like that one exist.
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    When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you...

    Brag about the 'raise' I just got. It's sure to get some laughs.
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    Favorite Beatle?

    Ringo, because the man has excellent fashion. His name is unique too. George? Paul? John? Pshhh...what uncreative parents they must have had.
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    Fucking weird things when younger?

    You're a witch?!
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    facebook and you

    My hand actually smells pretty nice. What kind of lotion do you use?
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    jewel denyle's *** in porn!

    :surprise:Whaaat?.....squally was a member in 2006? I thought he was just a newb who adapted quickly.
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Perhaps. The DEA is still a problem though. Gus obviously considers Hank to be a big threat enough to phase Walter out and threaten to **** his ******. Even if Walt screwed himself Hank is on alert now, which I imagine is not what Gus wants. I also think that Gus will send that other henchman...
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    Who is the bigger douchebag in this commercial?

    The balls on this ***.... "How about an autograph"? What happened to "Can I get an autograph please?"? Honestly, **** these days are so impudent. And then he gets the nerve get all huffy puffy as he walks away. Who the hell do you think you are ***? :mad: Messier had every right to refuse an...
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Well there has to be some kind of consequence for that. I imagine there could be higher ups or mutual business partners that will want to retaliate. You can't just take out a major **** kingpin and be done with it. He's going to war with someone.
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    facebook and you

    Oh sure, do it after I just got done wanking. :facepalm:
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    Your choice of aged female ********* (min 36 Yrs)

    You already had this list prepared ahead of time, didn't you?
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    Robocop Reboot

    I won't buy that for a dollar.
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    All I can say is: the car wash was a bad idea. They could have had the money to disappear and start a new life if they hadn't invested so much into avoiding suspicion. The irony... Looks like the house of cards finally came down on Walt. His mental break at the end with him laying in the dirt...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Fucking weird things when younger?

    I made it with a jelly donut once. Best sex I ever had.
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    Cat attacks baby (poor Pedrito...)

    Suck it up Pedrito.
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    facebook and you

    Facebook sucks! *Sticks hand out for high five*
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    Typical Human Thinking

    If only I had her package....
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    My porn brain could be making me think this

    <= Where's he going? I don't know.
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    Scarface is going to be redone.

    Tsk tsk
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Here's two for now. Bow to your king :cool:
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :hairpull: I spoil you too much. I'll post some foot gifs tomorrow. Without the penis of course. Will that be okay your highness? :D
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Funny Gifs

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    squallums you may want to avoid this one, unless you really like Reese Puffs

    I never watched mighty mouse, but I have one thing to ask:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Robocop (1987) Love the subtle satire in that movie. Kurtwood Smith is great in it too. "Can you fly Bobby?" :elaugh: Natural Born Killers (1994) 13 Assassins (2011)
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