What was the first porn you ever watched?
Back when VHS was popular, I was walking home and saw this tape on the sidewalk. I got home put the VHS in the player, and then this chick pops on the screen masturbating with a banana which then went into a gangbang scene. Lol. Can’t remember the name of it but if I ever find it again I’m buying it!
Ninjas or pirates?
Without a doubt Ninjas because they have better skills, smarter, and they know how to plan an ******.
What is the biggest/weirdest object you’ve inserted in yourself to date?
I fucked myself with a broomstick once. I was cleaning the house, and I was feeling super frisky. I realized that my toys weren’t there, so then I looked down, and saw the best toy ever, Mr. Broomstick. It was amazing.
