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  1. PirateKing

    ★★October 2011 OCSM of the Month Contest Discussion Thread★★

    Which of you lovely ladies wants to schmooze me for my vote?
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    How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang

    What quality of chicks are we talking about here? When you don't have these things, it's best not to give a fuck about it. In the end, confidence is the winner. I think. Easier said than done though I suppose. But yeah, don't rule out date ****.
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    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    I thought the government gave them taxpayer funded bailouts as a reward for their greed and incompetence i.e. fucking over the American public. Meanwhile people lost their homes, jobs, ect. and were basically told "too bad, so sad". :dislike:
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    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    Fuckin' deja vu man..... u8UE4P8kB-c
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    Maybe we'll see more of Mike's personal life next season, and he'll develop more as a character. I imagine he'll be pretty pissed about Gus' death. At the very least they had a good working relationship going on. I'm not exactly sure how a henchman responds when the boss dies, but he'll...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Rihanna Named Esquire's 'Sexiest Woman Alive.'

    I'd hit it. No Chris Brown pun intended.
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    The Avengers Trailer

    If you had the ambition you could make it yourself.
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    Who should i jerk off to today?

    And say Candyman 5x
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    Guess WHEN the 6 Millionth Post will be Posted and WIN!!

    November 11th, 11:11 AM.
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    The Avengers Trailer

    Sounds like overcompensating to me.
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    Green Eyed websites

    Weeeellll....Look at Ms. internet entrepreneur.
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    Right on. *inserts upbeat song about overcoming a rough patch in life here

    Right on. *inserts upbeat song about overcoming a rough patch in life here
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    I don't see Walt Jr developing as anything more than the naive ***, but I guess we'll see. I can see the final season becoming Jesse vs. Walt though. That would be the best way to finish the series, although it would have been nice to have at least two more seasons but it's probably for the...
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    I got your long prop...right here! Life's fair. Fighting the good fight. Yours?

    I got your long prop...right here! Life's fair. Fighting the good fight. Yours?
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    I fucked a chicken and I liked it

    That's what I would have put if I were clever. Kudos.
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    The Avengers Trailer

    I don't want to see his brat **** get their asses kicked. Keep them at home.
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    No language barrier between us. :D

    No language barrier between us. :D
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    Meooow. :dunno:

    Meooow. :dunno:
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    The Avengers Trailer

    Okay, if he's the leader that's fine but where are the strong minions? You need a strong posse.
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    I fucked a chicken and I liked it

    It's just that it's not your best troll. You try to hard to tilt heads methinks.
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    The Avengers Trailer

    Why so many heroes for one villain?
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    I fucked a chicken and I liked it

    What. The. Fuck?
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    Who should i jerk off to today?

    :mad: Yeah...we're all hetero! Get outta here Mr. Tranny, we don't take kindly to yer kind around these parts! You think he bought it? *gives reach around*
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    Man almost arrested for taking photo of his ******** in public

    :facepalm: Mall cops.....
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    You can't really taunt a person much when you can't talk or move. He actually did crack a smile (I think) when he finally looked at gus. The way I see it, he taunted Gus while he could by not looking at him, then finally when gus was about to administer the shot he catches Hector looking at him...
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    How Old is Too Old to Perform

    My joke.... ruined! :mad: Anyway, your body is still looking super awesome. You still got a good stretch ahead.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? jessica bangkok
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    thanks for that rep. I found some pretty good ones today but I won't go post crazy with them.

    thanks for that rep. I found some pretty good ones today but I won't go post crazy with them.
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    I liked the symbolism of it too, since Gus was kind of duplicitous. The creator must be a big Dark Knight fan or something. I'm sad to see Gus go, but I'm glad he had such an epic exit, as unrealistic as it may have been. I took a screen shot just for the hell of it and now I can't stop...
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    Facials

    Who? :flame:
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    Ex-Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh dead at 40, after reports he 'predicted' his own death

    Re: Ex-Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh dead at 40, after reports he 'predicted' his own de Say it ain't so!
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    Facials

    :clap:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? adrianna luna
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    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    "I won" :cool: So....did Walt poison Brock? :eek: I really wonder what direction his character will go now. Seems like he's becoming more sinister. They really suspended belief with Gus' death but I thought him walking out with half his face blown off, straightening his tie was....awesome. In...
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    This is just wrong and gay!!

    This is what happens when you repeal don't ask don't tell. :mad:
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    How patriotic are you?

    Shouldn't that be the living organism tribe? We can't exclude possible extraterrestrials.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? abbie cat
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    ... Axl?

    :sing: if you got your money honey We got your grilled cheese!
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    Emoticons

    Welcome to the internet.
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    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    C. Getting high with a nice, cheap hooker.
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    Threat averted: Fox renews 'Simpsons' for 2 years

    Meh, I'm indifferent to the matter.
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    Facials

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    My Rep Hasn't Increased...

    :mad: Thank you Lungzy!
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