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  1. PirateKing

    TSA Officer takes bribes to help transport pot.

    [willE]Ban the TSA! :hammer: [willE]
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    Who is this chick? Bangbros

    Too slow sucka! I am the king of quick edits.
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    ****** Feud Has X-Rated Moment

    "Give meee sperm!" Ding! That's what she said.
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    Who is this chick? Bangbros

    Title: "Lexi Swallow Lives Up To Her Name!" Model name: Lexi Swallow first few seconds of audio: "So what's up Lexi Swallow?" **** man, I haven't got a clue. edit: oh the chick with the ass...Jynx Maze? :dunno:
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    What pisses you off?

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    *burp*

    You make me fucking sick. ******. You're an admin, you're supposed to be setting a proper example for all the impressionable perverts here. Have you no shame sir?
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    Ok peoples, I grievance with some of you

    I made it to Virgin yeti.
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    Ok peoples, I grievance with some of you

    Decorum? Shiiiiit. Fuck yo decorum beotch! I got your decorum right here!
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    What pisses you off?

    Sometimes I think about poisoning the food and letting them feast on it just to watch them die. But I digress. As you can tell I despise flies. Spiders are awesome though.
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    suicide smiley

    He ceased to be cool when he took his own life. Stay in school ****.
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    What pisses you off?

    He hath been slain! Carry on....
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    Zachary Quinto from Heroes comes out of the closet.

    This was obvious. The way he said it casually in an interview suggests he just doesn't think it's a big deal and thought it was basically a given i.e. not news worthy. Kudos to him for not doing that stupid ritual that others go through to tack on their 15 minutes of fame. In fact, who gives a...
  13. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Housefly..... I swear, I will slay that motherfucker.
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    suicide smiley

    Why is he spinning the cylinder though? Maybe he's just bad at Russian roulette.
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    The official say something nice about an Admin thread

    Sounds like the official moddo. Get it? Moddo? I combined two words while also sneaking a clever insult in at the same time. :clap:
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    Facials

    Nikki Sexx
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Preview pic for you! 32DDD Samantha Kelly

    Re: 32DDD Busty Samantha Kelly in fishnet and tears it off Dats hot.
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    Opera Unleashes - Wahoo. (facepalm)

    It's gayer than gay. It's gaye.
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    ****** Guy coming to an end...

    Why?
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    Of course. Thanks fo befriending me. :hatsoff:

    Of course. Thanks fo befriending me. :hatsoff:
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    ****** Guy coming to an end...

    *leans in and whispers in ear* no...
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    Brandy Talore Question

    Ahahaha....He don't know Diva.
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    Should we have a Mr. Freeones contest?

    I remember you. You came up with "just sayin'", right? You da man.
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    ****** Guy coming to an end...

    No. No! NOO!!! You hear me Will!?! No!
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    ****** Guy coming to an end...

    One of these days the administrators should disable the smilies just to make Will E sweat. Oh yeah, ****** guy....can't remember the last time I watched it. Whatever, it is what it is.
  29. PirateKing

    Obama loses Hulk Hogan’s support

    Well at least his gripe with Obama is legitimate and he doesn't buy into that typical bs that gets thrown around. I'd like to smell what opinion The Rock is cooking though.
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    Green Eyed Naughty Kitty Halloween giveaway

    Okay, here goes..... Can I have first prize? Pwetty pwease?
  31. PirateKing

    I've created parallel universes just so that I could destroy them. I laugh at the space time...

    I've created parallel universes just so that I could destroy them. I laugh at the space time continuum. I am the only thing which is absolute. The rest is water, moving according to my will.
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    Ha! What a rookie. How do you think the previous universe came to end? And the one before that...

    Ha! What a rookie. How do you think the previous universe came to end? And the one before that? I'll just enjoy this one a little while longer before I move on to the next.
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    Nerds rule.

    If it's obvious then why are there still so many dumb bitches?
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    I am forever +1. Diamonds and suns have perished before my very eyes.

    I am forever +1. Diamonds and suns have perished before my very eyes.
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    I'm invicible as always. How are you, you little pup?

    I'm invicible as always. How are you, you little pup?
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    Nerds rule.

    Nerds >>> Dumb bitches
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    Facials

    :clap: Thank you for providing that answer, I had clue.
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    Will Mankind Destroy Itself?

    Too bad I won't live long enough to find out. I envy the generation that will possibly get to travel through space and visit different planets.
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    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    :clap: Congrats. Yet you seem to imply that people have a gripe with the financial elite for no particular reason other the fact that they're wealthy. They are hoarding money, the money that we gave them so that they can maintain their status while continuing to manipulate the system and...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Teagan presley
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :eek: you're watching this thread like a damn hawk aren't you?
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Haley Scott and Jamie Huxley, Cum & Play. I think.
  45. PirateKing

    'Occupy Wall Street' demonstrations in New York City

    Derpy derp Obama herpy derp share the wealth derpy derp socialism. Feels like you're missing the entire point of why they are protesting.
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    'Occupy Wall Street' demonstrations in New York City

    It's not about the rich giving their possessions to the poor, as you simply and inaccurately make it out to be. It's about the corrupt system favoring the wealthy at every turn. The people are paying taxes out the ass to cover their bailout, if anything they're taking from the lower and middle...
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    How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang

    I don't see how penis size would even factor into the initial process of picking up a chick anyway. You have to rely on other merits to get her to like you before she even sees your penis. Are you supposed to whip it out? One qualm I have with porn is that it pollutes the mind with these silly...
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    'Occupy Wall Street' demonstrations in New York City

    I think I want to join the movement.
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    How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang

    Diva's right. Money and wang shalang are only two out of a hundred things on the checklist.
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    ur penis size

    2 inches from the ground while doing push ups on a rooftop ....in Haiti. That joke's still relevant a year and a half later right? :nono: Sure, but it's still in bad taste....Dick. :mad: Quiet, you!
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