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Where's he gonna find a towel big enough for his tower?

:hairpull: This debate has been going on for 8 pages!

I was going to say railroads.

The times are achangin'.

Re: We officially have 6 million posts! Winner(s) inside! I figured it would be today.

I'm gamma, whatever that represents.

Damn they're up to something! :hairpull:

This is like one of those conspiracy movies. Where's Alisa!?! Alisa who? There never was an Alisa. But... There never was an Alisa! Got it? O-okay. Good, good... I suspect the illuminati is behind this.

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Caves, basements or any secluded place that's devoid of light. Especially if it's underground and old. Who knows what's creeping in that abyss.

What's with the German/Belgian beef? You guys are all European to me.

It's not bad if **** want to grow up to be rock stars. I wanted to be a rockstar when I grew up and it motivated me to learn to play the guitar and write creative ****. Plus I think Nikki Sixx is living a clean life now so he wouldn't really be a bad example to **** either.

No No No No No! You're bargaining now and an email is just awkward, especially if it's just concerning something like going to the movies. Don't you have her number so you can text her? As you said, you shouldn't be pushy. Leave her to do the pushing. If you start brushing her off and acting...

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You're a lazy bastard. It's good to know there are people like me.

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If you believe in karma then doesn't that mean Galactic previously did something that warranted this? So really, it's just karma making it's rounds. :dunno:

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Very perceptive. I like this guy.

In before Andronicus points out that the OP spelled "pleasant" wrong.

Didn't ruin my day either. The world doesn't revolve around you mister. :drama: :D

Cool, eh? I'm feeling pretty awesome right now. Enjoy your weekend Maley.

This is good news, especially the penis thanking.

I'll give that one to you for free. I'll have to charge you next time though.

I don't give a shot about anything you just said. :D :pimpdaddy

You're such a thunder thief Roald.

I'm jelly.

Why did you post if it has no relevance to you? Not giving a **** isn't as cool when you go out of your way just to let people know that you don't give a ****.

But she's not talking about porn nor anything of the like. I've never heard of priests not being allowed to come to public schools but if they were just reading a book and not bringing religion into the activity then I see no problem with it. I think you can leave that persona out and just come...

Oh yeahh. Gotta keep yourself hydrated dawg Is it tap or regular bottled? Don't say flavored, that's fancy pansy water.

*cringe*

Fuck yeah! Get that dosage of calcium brah. Is it vitamin D or low fat? Don't say skim, that's pussy milk.

♫ It's so boring, I'm always snoring! ♫

So what are you saying? Pornstars shouldn't be around ****, ever? Why are we treating them like pedophiles? She's not there as a porn star, she's there as a volunteer. And how is allowing Sasha Grey to hang out with a significant other bad? It's probably the same as them hanging out with any...

Chill maley, cheeeel~. Thomas, stop giving Maley a hard time. It's better to be indifferent, trannies won't turn turn you gay. But if you are gay then that's a-okay, I got love for you anyway. ♫

I'm a beta guy and proud of it.

You so nice.

It happens to the best of us. It's best not to think back on what you might have said or did. Some women are just like that. The best thing you can do is let it go and move on, and hope she gets struck by a meteor as punishment for wounding your pride. Of course there's always the possibility...

♫ You a troll, time to roll! ♫

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I was just going to ask "who the fuck goes to video stores anymore?". Old dusty thread

Jon Stewart. The rest annoy me.

I find your lack of parenthesis disturbing. It's PEMDAS, not EMDAS sir.

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Kianna's still hotter.

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Oh gawd please hurry.

Oh noooo.... Awkward question, but...Who's heavy D?

Dat Sasha. Why can't pornstars read to ****?