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  1. PirateKing

    System of a down concerts

    Bitchin'. I'm not in Australia though, so this is just a tease. Bastard...
  2. PirateKing

    Offering the Olive Branch

    Aw lame...I haven't had my fill of entertainment. Who told you to apologize? Don't you know how things work around here yet?
  3. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    You just need a bigger box. One that fits two.
  4. PirateKing

    Wow

    Cool.
  5. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    You were hiding in a box? You're a wild man!
  6. PirateKing

    This Man Claims to Have Sex With His 728 lb Wife Up to Six-Times-Per-Day

    They look happy. Good for them.
  7. PirateKing

    last minute turkey advice: use a brine

    I'll brine you.
  8. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    I'm not even sure what that means. You wanna put me in a box? You wanna mail me a live human? I wont sign for a live human, so don't bother. :mad:
  9. PirateKing

    My 100th post!

    You woke me up for 100 posts? Bitch, I will cut you. Give me 900 more you maggot.
  10. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    :moon: sigh...
  11. PirateKing

    Another Reputation Thread - For those maxed out

    No. You've got to earn it. :mad:
  12. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    Don't let that stop you. Nothing's in stone brah.
  13. PirateKing

    Hippies!

    Hippies are okay in moderate doses. There's extremist hippies and there are the cool hippies.
  14. PirateKing

    Official checked Star Member thread

    Whore. Wait, have we done this bit before?
  15. PirateKing

    Urgent! I need the sites help! Clock is ticking!

    Just use your connections in club fed to get your hands on some real wank material.
  16. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Daniella Rush
  17. PirateKing

    What is your price?

    I give freebies on Fridays.
  18. PirateKing

    When he or she is naked...

    Dat azz.
  19. PirateKing

    What kind of body type is between thick-around-the-middle and fatty?

    Dough boy? Anyway, good luck with that.
  20. PirateKing

    The good old days? Why? (for the old timers)

    Nuh uh! I'd probably be a superstar among the old school generation. In fact, you jive turkeys can't handle me. Where's my time machine?
  21. PirateKing

    Wow

    I didn't know they had Jackass in the middle east. Props to those guys.
  22. PirateKing

    The good old days? Why? (for the old timers)

    I've done some research on the old days and found that they weren't that bad. I could go for the old days.
  23. PirateKing

    Too Many Mods Around Here?

    Yes. Have them fight to the death in a tournament to thin the numbers. I have $100 on Supa (sorry Plas).
  24. PirateKing

    Sara Jay vs....

    A bear.
  25. PirateKing

    Brandy Aniston 2012

    Re: Brandy aniston We'll see about that.
  26. PirateKing

    EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration

    I'm still skeptical.
  27. PirateKing

    Adding Moderators to the Mod Squad! (App Deadline Nov. 28)

    Whyyy? Does the world really need more mods?
  28. PirateKing

    November Official Checked Star Member of the Month Contest! Nominate Inside!

    I'll go with Lelu Love. She seems nice, I think. Get out.
  29. PirateKing

    Gemma Massey - new bOObs and Lips

    Another casualty. :facepalm:
  30. PirateKing

    perfect place for 2 question I have for you...

    Just **** her.
  31. PirateKing

    Birthdays

    May he rest in peace. (right?)
  32. PirateKing

    Metallica: The Unforgiven

    I'm totally outraged. (right?) Should I boo? Boo! Popular 80's heavy metal band > metallica. Believe it!
  33. PirateKing

    Some really great photos

    Wow, those were some really great photos. I'd rather rep you for one of your penis jokes though.
  34. PirateKing

    I have never participated in this Black Friday craze before....

    I wonder if there will be more death by tramplings. Those always make me laugh.
  35. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    Sigh....you got me. I didn't really feel like reading all of your posts. My advice: appreciate what you have and **** your boyfriend. Just because.
  36. PirateKing

    Another Reputation Thread - For those maxed out

    I'm like, so over rep dude. (Is the reverse psychology working?)
  37. PirateKing

    Wtf is wrong with me??

    What are you going on about? Your tits are hu- Wait a minute.... :facepalm:
  38. PirateKing

    How famous are you?

    Ahh yeah!
  39. PirateKing

    Birthdaypresent

    Just cake.
  40. PirateKing

    advice with girl needed

    Honestly, I've just been throwing out random advice to confuse you further. Do what you want.
  41. PirateKing

    How famous are you?

    You haven't heard of me? I'm the pirate king, bitch! Jahahaha!
  42. PirateKing

    Natalie Wood drowning case reopened

    Damn it Bauer, no! Fall back! I repeat, FALL BACK! That is an order!
  43. PirateKing

    We have our 500th OCSM: Lexeigh!!

    WhOo! Yeah! Yearrrh!
  44. PirateKing

    Hot ass of the day DAYUM! (pic)

    S'okay...:dunno:
  45. PirateKing

    "We Are The 99%": Where Do You Rank?

    Dude...don't ask.
  46. PirateKing

    I Trolled The "For the Curious" Section Today!

    You're a hardcore dude brah!
  47. PirateKing

    Get in line, you dumbfucks

    Muthafuckas...
  48. PirateKing

    If you have sex with a prostitute...

    UHwegwXwwHs
  49. PirateKing

    A Serious Question Part III

    She is clearly ********* the dress code.
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