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Re: 2012 Smiley Suggestions Dat ass.... mmnnn a fine behind indeed Pirateking don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Pirateking

For a sec I thought it was a ****** stool. Perception can be a funny thing.

Lexi belle <3

Re: Who made you cum today? holly halston :brick:

When does it stop?

You had me at "So I love DP".

He's 72 :facepalm:. How good is he supposed to look?

I'm not sure why a woman would want to know what porn star she looks like. Just say "I'm e-stalking this girl and I want to know what pornstar she resembles so I can rub one out". We don't judge (well maybe a little).

I wish it was that easy for me.

Some people just shouldn't have time machines. Better yet they should all be sent back to the period of earth's formation.

"it's half time America" Damn what a sexy-ass voice. Mah man Clint's still got that swagga.

The trick is to try to stay awake.

This one's for you squally

I've probably got a lot of points but I'm just going to keep hoarding them.

Only if it's in the badlands.

Good taste sir! Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

So...first you're going to Einstein's time, then to the civil war era. But wouldn't your actions during the civil war change the future thus voiding your first action?

lol shut up you two.

That **** is creepy.

I missed it due to the fact that I was doing manly man stuff. Where's *insert cliche cool bad here*?!!? Calm down Mr. Patriot... :facepalm:

Fuck the superbowl. Lol, looks like nothing can bring us together.

I would give the north the atomic bomb. Checkmate.

Feels like advertising. Good for you, but I'm not getting a circumcision.

Re: Who made you cum today? honey dejour lauren vaughn

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If you're following my example, I didn't really neg rep him. That's too mean. Hey sam, I'm going to do something about all that anger and ****.

Turn around baby. ...she can't hear me.

Are you trying to entice me to come over on Valentines day to watch an NCIS/Shield marathon with you? Because I will.

Haha thanks. I'm glad my disturbing ***** was rep worthy. :D

On a midnight train going anywhere.

You're feeding the troll.

It's either wet dreams or traumatizing ones. One ***** is of me and the girl of my dreams in the pool while another is one where I'm trapped in an elevator with a bunch of headless people. It wasn't the headless people but rather the small crammed space since I'm claustrophobic. I always take...

You pretend you ain't mad, but you mad. Here have some some +rep.....Lol jk, it's negative!

No lust for Adele, but she's got a voice and personality that makes me want to hit that anyways.

But....I have to. How ironic though, I was going to ignore this thread and let it sink to the depths until you bumped it to the top. Considering that Obama loves the camera, only 53 seconds worth of stumbling compiled from 3 years is impressive. No, GWB wasn't the best orator. He was the...

Thanks for the rep. Regina is definitely one of those treasured finds.

Re: Who made you cum today? Eva angelina

In a certain light. And by certain I mean none.

Fuck him and fuck the Backstreet Boys.

Doritos and Dr. Pepper can't be substituted like that. You're not fit to roll with the manly alpha homo trio.

Fuck Kim Kardashian and fuck the Backstreet Boys.

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! If you don't want that head then I'll gladly take it off your hands.