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  1. PirateKing

    A Note on Sam's sudden departure from the board due to banishment

    I would have liked to see Trebus and Sam interact.
  2. PirateKing

    Have you ever fake chowed?

    Tough crowd. This was a bad thread though.
  3. PirateKing

    perfect place for 2 question I have for you...

    I know I've read this post before.... Oh wait, here it is http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?563176-perfect-place-for-2-question-I-have-for-you :doa82:
  4. PirateKing

    Single on Valentines day

    Is this the same woman you mentioned in that other thread? Edit: nvm, it is.
  5. PirateKing

    Single on Valentines day

  6. PirateKing

    The sausage fest problem

    Good. You need to concentrate on your studies rather than getting easily distracted by females.
  7. PirateKing

    Ok, these tits deserve a thread of their own....

    Get your tits here http://pimpandhost.com/album/680886-tits.html What did I win?
  8. PirateKing

    OK ok this ass deserves its own thread

    Powerless fools. You're all slaves to dat ass.
  9. PirateKing

    I blame...

    I blame ******* for driving you to make this thread. I blame your ****** for not giving you enough attention and instilling a need in you to stand out. I blame you for your wife giving me all kinds of STD's
  10. PirateKing

    Just Remember, No Matter How Cute A Girl Is...

    Unless she was artificially created in a lab. Then you know you've found the one.
  11. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Douchebags in fast cars that drive 15 over in a residential. And the engine is loud as fuck too. I also can't stand when people put spoilers on the back of their car.
  12. PirateKing

    CNBC's Top 12 Porn Stars

    Julia Ann is the hottest one on that list. Ironically the oldest too.
  13. PirateKing

    Are the latest Star Wars movies worth watching?

    Now wait a minute, episode 3 had some tight fight scenes and you get to see the birth of Vader. The Emperors "deformation" is kind of stupid though. I always figured he was a really old green guy. But of course his identity had to be a secret. Like we really didn't already know he was going to...
  14. PirateKing

    Anyone know if LSD is still available?

    Gotta be careful with acid man.
  15. PirateKing

    For the ladies.

    Pics or gtfo.
  16. PirateKing

    What is the best type of sex to get?

    kitchen sex while something good is cooking sex with uh....cake! haunted house sex
  17. PirateKing

    what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting limp

    Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li Props to your friendly & casual approach :thumbsup: You should talk to Dirk. He'll break you in.
  18. PirateKing

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Damn good episode. The standoff at the end was intense and took me by surprise.
  19. PirateKing

    Voted for Obama because...

    I thought he already went full on retard. This is a whole other level I wasn't expected tbh.
  20. PirateKing

    I really can't go on any longer with life.

    No, what? You're ruining the analogy! :cussing:
  21. PirateKing

    I really can't go on any longer with life.

    Was it Darth Centauro who plscrewed things up for you guys?
  22. PirateKing

    George Lucas stirring up a rebel alliance against his building on historic farmland

    Re: George Lucas stirring up a rebel alliance against his building on historic farmla Episode 3 was alright.
  23. PirateKing

    Voted for Obama because...

    :facepalm: Yeah...you said that three times now. The only excuse you have is some ***** gaffe he made while on the capaign trail and just some far right bullshit you heard. It's a simple excuse from a simple racist. I don't throw out that accusation very much either, but I'm 100% certain that...
  24. PirateKing

    I really can't go on any longer with life.

    You know, now that you mention it....I think I might be a little depressed. Will you comfort me? :(
  25. PirateKing

    Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

    You haven't lived until you've wanked out of a helicopter 1500 feet up in the air. I actually haven't tried it myself but I can see the appeal.
  26. PirateKing

    Voted for Obama because...

    You're going to talk about retarded? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?583595-black-girls-are-ugly-as-hell Admit it, you just think he's ugly.
  27. PirateKing

    What is the best type of sex to get?

    -Office sex -"I just got into a fistfight to defend my ladies honor" sex -I just ****** a man-ooh she's turned on by the carnage-sex -Mosh pit sex -Disney land sex -sex with a girl I used to be attracted to in high school and just happened to see again while at the local target -she's...
  28. PirateKing

    What is the best type of sex to get?

    Sex under the influence of various mind altering substances. role playing costume sex Sex in someone else's bathroom Warming up in the car sex shower sex Elevator sex surprise butt-ooh she likes it-sex pagan altar sex
  29. PirateKing

    Which City Would You Live in Metropolis or Gotham

    Not my type. Too conservative. I would much rather have sexual relations with Harley Quinn, make-up and costume included.
  30. PirateKing

    Which City Would You Live in Metropolis or Gotham

    Superman's battles wreak much more havok and destruction on the city. Plus I'm not big on the whole futuristic setting. I'll go with Gotham.
  31. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Anissa kate
  32. PirateKing

    black girls are ugly as hell

    Just take a look at these fine ladies sir, then report back http://www.ranker.com/list/the-30-hottest-black-girls-under-40/greg?page=1 http://www.complex.com/girls/2011/08/the-top-50-hottest-black-porn-stars/
  33. PirateKing

    For the ladies.

    **** just got more disturbing.
  34. PirateKing

    They promised me Mars and I got the Internet.

    Nobody wants to live on ugly Mars anyway. I'll take my free music/porn, thank you very much.
  35. PirateKing

    For the ladies.

    I can't figure out which is more strange, your *** thinking Billy Glide is gorgeous or you discussing pornstars with her.
  36. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? vannah sterling
  37. PirateKing

    What's the longest distance you've travelled for sex?

    No booty call has been worth traveling more than 100 km.
  38. PirateKing

    Ribs or wings?

  39. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  43. PirateKing

    Hacker MIGHT have hit Brazzers.

    Or you can just download it like everyone else.....
  44. PirateKing

    Other geek porn stars??

    Who are you talking to? :)
  45. PirateKing

    Combating ******** in the workplace

    Unleess it's the company softball game you'd be hard pressed to find one in the work environment. Unless...
  46. PirateKing

    Boobs On Back???

    Next question: "Can I stick my nose between them?"
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