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But then you would become the sun having consumed all of it's radiance.

Until the sun comes up on Santa Monica Blvd? Well I thought gumballs were pretty kick-ass.

He's trying to make us jealous. Typical squally being an attention whore. :hairpull:

christy mack

Her lack of restraint with long distance calls. BAM! Happy now Patrick?

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Re: Who made you cum today? Christie stevens and Angel Rain, in case I forget to post tomorrow and the day after.

That's the spirit!

Obviously your parents hated you.

Define "bum"

I thought you wouldn't but I figured you would google it, ya know.... Eh, don't worry about it. I made myself laugh and that's what counts the most.

I used to be 7 feet before I took an arrow to the knee.

There wasn't an opportunity to slip one in. Or maybe we're just not clever enough. I don't see you thinking of anything Mr. Smarty pants.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Fixed. I'm not sure how you're informed about the state of our economy or the reason for the current state, but I'm guessing you still don't understand the ramifications of an epic economic collapse. Unemployment tends to go up and things get really shitty regardless of who is in office...

Hipster lexicon 1. Mainstream 2. Underground 3. Kinda 4. Chai Latte 5. Apple product

Do elaborate. I think the others would like to laugh as well.

Re: Who made you cum today? molly bennett

A broken clock is right twice a day.

I remember that video because Soundgarden is fucking awesome.

Exactly.

She's been doing some scenes for brazzers, bangbros, NA, ect recently. She's got a new hairdo and stuff too. Believe it.

Brilliant minds think alike. You wanna lick it too? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?593560-Don-t-ya-wish-you-had-the-sun

It's just hanging there in the sky, taunting you. Sometimes I wish I could reach into the sky and grab it. Give it a little tongue kiss. Maybe butt fuck it. Or maybe some people prefer the moon because it looks like it's made of cheese and has a face. I'd be pretty nice to make sweet love to...

He should get some buns, nuns, guns, and gum then become a bum. Then launch himself into the sun.

It's probably just a way to incite more ****, and therefore obligating more marriages. The government was probably concerned about porn preventing that.

You're the good kind. You should spam Sam's threads.

I like gum. I have a lot of it. :) Brandon Kruse was on his way to get some sushi when three teens surrounded him, and one of them pelted Kruse in the head. “One guy to my far right just threw mints in my face and started breakdancing” Kruse said. “At that point, I just pulled out my gum and...

Not sure what to say. Would you like it if we had the same psychological trauma as a result? Men are just different when it comes to sex. We act on impulses more often and have simple orgasms. I'm arguing that the **** of a guy by a woman is not as likely to occur and is not as effectively...

Locking a *** away makes it more difficult to get to it quickly in the event of an intruder, which is why people tend to leave it in easy to reach and unlocked places.

That's because you have **** face. :2 cents:

You're the mod. Don't you have the power do ban/unban anyone you want? Do it you tease. This place has gone soft anyway; at least Sam won't be the monolithic troll around here. Let that attention whore butt heads with trebus and tire himself out from the competition. Should be entertaining.

^ She a ho fo sho. That's a cock hungry grin if I ever saw one.

Not saying they should. But educate them at the very least. One of their friends might walk up to them one day and say "hey, I know where my *** keeps his ***. Wanna play with it?". These situations are inevitable.

Actually, **** should be told about the consequences of firing guns and what they can do. Otherwise they'll end up playing with one without even knowing the danger of it. They should be familiar with the concept of death and that the trigger can "make a person dead". Show 'em a picture or a...

Nonsense! It's supposed to be a post-achievement dance. It would be lame if he disco'ed before even doing anything. One does not simply disco into Mordor.

Who's being misogynistic? We're having a healthy debate about **** and gender. If anything you're being misogynistic by thinking she needs to be coddled and fawned over. She seems to be able to hold her own pretty well, considering though she's a woman (lol misogyny joke).

I will?

Re: Who made you cum today? Karina white

Where you been guuurrrl?!

Moar liek Sam Fish chaser. Amirite?

Still funny. The indignation seems so obligatory in this situation. Technically it's **** but the context of it is so fundementally different that I just don't feel bad for the guy. The fact is that gender difference is significant when it comes to ****. Especially when all you have to do is...

They'll fight in the shade.

Now you're being a whiny little snitch. Have some dignity man...

You can still use this site though, since you're posting here.... If your porn is really being blocked then you're gonna have to: 1) organize a rebellion 2) overthrow the establishment 3) declare yorself de-facto leader 4) remove block on porn sites 5) Disco

I always get the urge to masturbate in the desert. Maybe it's the dirt. Or the rocks. Or because I know the rabbits and lizards are peeping.