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Oh get over yourself... :facepalm:

So you love him?

Re: What porn stars who have abruptly quit the business should have stayed around lon Adrenalynn. Hope she comes back.

But he's not even a mod, herpa derp!

Are you forgetting about Sir Anthony Hopkins James Earl Jones Orson Welles Clint Eastwood Vincent Price Malcom McDowell

Dude, soylent green. Duh.

What are the odds that someone was actually video recording the car just before it swerved? Makes you wonder how often people just pull out their camera when they see a bugatti. Enamored fools...

The vegetarians can have it. I'll just stick with the authentic kind.

Pretty sure the stock market crashed before "obongo" (really?) was in the White House. But whatever, go ahead and blame another problem on him. Jesus penis....

WAAAAAH! GIMME!!! :drool1: Jesus penis!!

Bizarro is awesome. He has all of superman's powers without all those lame ass perfections. Classic rebel too. Yeah, the S is backwards. So what? You wanna make something out of it? I pity the fool that hates on Bizarro.

It was such a grand scheme that it was foiled by yours truly not long after it was set in motion. But I am the Superman to your Lex Luther after all.

Re: Who made you cum today? Pics would be nice.

It wasn't much of a grand scheme, but I'm sorry.

This is ground control, please respond Galactic 22. Repeat: this is ground control, please respond. Over.

You notice the oddest things. How about dat ass? Or even the rainbow brite socks.

I wonder if Jenkum will rep you before realizing you're being satirical.

Awwwwww shiiit! I see what you did thar squally, I see it. :rofl2:

You love the A cups, eh?

God damn Vietnam! That's what happened!

What's wrong with chaps, baby?

Good thing he didn't have to resort to eating one of his own arms. It happens.

Sweet rhymes bro. Gimme some of dat good ****.

Re: Who made you cum today? Kyra black

:*****: Let me know when he takes three cocks at once.

Define "good time".

You don't watch porn andro, you could never understand. To me those ladies are more precious than actual actresses. If I saw someone like Mika Tan at the supermarket, I think I'd push the entire female cast of The Help out of the way just to get to her and have her autograph my nipple area.

^ Who's he looking at? :rofl2:

Well to be fair it's not necessarily a lack of courage or being too good looking :rolleyes:. but rather a lack of convenience or not really caring enough to attend one. If I happened to be in one of those cities while a convention was going on then I would probably go, especially if the lovely...

And fuck the Backstreet Boys!

If I had any memories that were bad enough I'd just repress them anyways.

:cool: We'll see...

Bwahahaha! Hey everyone, this guy's in love with his ******! Shun him!

larss is the only one who understands me. :o Ego section!

And they lived happily ever after...

Jezus penis, that business was still legal there?!? Oh, Illinios...

ID section ID section ID section ID section ID section ID section ID section ID section ID section ID section ID SEK-CHUN!!!!

He got too complacent and kept testing the limits to far he could go. Trolls who think they're invincible have short life spans.

I don't see it. Is it on her tits?

That sort of felt like a run on sentence right there.

That means the anti-psychotics are working! :clap:

The comments on the article page pretty much stole any punchline I had.

This is freeones. Most people tend to ignore the negatives coming from the females because they're slaves to ze pussy. I sympathize Blue. A simple brainfart shouldn't incurr this much raving.

That can't be good for the rectum.

:dunno:

Classic tense and awkward pose. :facepalm: Some guys just don't know how to be chill around pornstars. Won't **** on the guy though.