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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    The official Ace MF Boobtoucher appreciation thread

    Not really a great effort, but then again, if it isn't in the AHOTY or Trolls of Freeones Talk annual threads I usually half ass it.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fellas, Tell Us About This ********* You've Been Smoking Lately?

    I don't recommend it. Too many of those ********* pills can lead to an overdose or harder *****. I take Nancy Reagan's advice and just say no.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    Almost as apt as you comparing this shithead's suicide to a more personal connection with say, someone's ****** or **********? What's up your twat lately? I haven't attacked anyone personally....yet.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    So I was at a Bojangle’s restaurant this morning...

    I dunno, mang. Would you feel better knowing or not knowing if he was working in the kitchen, out of sight of the general public? Or would you give props to the company for hiring the guy in the first place? It's a conundrum. It's like going to a McDonald's staffed entirely by retards. Would...
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    So self-absorbed douche bags can, once in a while, do something charming and thoughtful. Hitler loved dogs.
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    One man saved us from the greatest war of all

    Membah that time Neville Chamberlain scored 100 points for the first time in NBA history?
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    Netflix is absolutely ******* it

    I won't deal with asshats st Netflix. But I do pirate the **** out of some shows. The Tick makes me giggle.
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    What recently made you genuinely happy?

    I bought a new Psycho Bunny polo that fits me perfectly.
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    Who would you like to get a handjob from?

    Asia Argento is available now.
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    One man saved us from the greatest war of all

    The fuck is that? I don't have hair plugs . And my *** and ********** were actually involved in my life, unlike swinging dick Tony, who was just an acquaintance to somebody here, at best. Or their relationship was totally fabricated at worst. If that was the tipping point for you, I'm sorry...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    Took a Xanax, did you?
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    What is up your cunt today? And yes, Johnny had two *******.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    One man saved us from the greatest war of all

    After the Iran deal, Wilt Chamberlain's ghost called Obama a pussy.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    Nope. Fuck his memory and his bullshit legacy. He had people who counted on him and he was a selfish cocksucker.
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    One man saved us from the greatest war of all

    So Wilt Chamberlain fucked his way to peace in Europe in 1938? And then he went on to star in Conan the Destroyer? Amazing. Anytime you start something stupid EVERYONE should link to this thread, you gigantic idiot.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tobacco Is The Most Addictive Substance In The World

    I really doubt tobacco is all that dangerous. But to be sure, I'll minimize my use. Besides, my daily Zeabs have been a touch piquant.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    I'm thinking of changing muh handle again. How's "The Ghost of Anthony Bourdain" sound? "Anthony Bourdain's belt" does not really have the same panache. "Floor is Lava Champion?"
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    You know IDGAF. Member wha happeneds when Huge Chaves, Nelson Mandalay or Fidel Castroil took dirt naps? Why would I be sensitive or care about Bourdain?
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    Dr. Charles Krauthammer is saying goodbye

    I have always admired his eloquence and erudite commentary. But that lack of movement always creeped me out a little, if I'm being honest. He will be missed.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anthony Bourdain Commits Suicide

    I was shopping at a Mexican grocery and getting an asada torta when I saw something about him on Telemundo and I couldn't figure out what they were talking about in their Pig Latin but now that I've seen the news, it doesn't surprise me. Suicide may be an epidemic but what's the root of the...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    NHL '17/'18 Thread (2017/2018 National Hockey League)

    Rawr At least they didn't get swept.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Movies so awful you couldn't finish watching them

    Anything from Tyler Perry or the Wayans brothers.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Fast Food Joints Do You Wish Were Closer To Your House?

    Tasty Tacos, a taco chain out of Des Moines that serves motherfuckin' deep fried tacos. Taco John's
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Exclusive: Facebook, amazon, google and twitter all work with left-wing splc

    Man, I **** left wing spics. Wait, what the fuck is an splc?
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    My daily Zeab was a little fiery today. I really need to stop eating Mexican food.
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    Do you guys like Dr. Pepper?

    Yeah. But I miss Surge. And Jolt. And Crystal Pepsi. I'll ***** a Mexican **** every once in a while but only in glass bottles.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    What Are Your Favorite ***** To Consume?

    Kryptonite Unobtanium Whatever was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase Caffeine I like how unobtanium is now recognized as a real word by spell check.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Official President Donald J. Trump appreciation thread

    I kind of understand why everyone is upset with Samantha Bee for calling Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt.” I yell that at my television every time TBS airs a ‘full frontal’ spot during my favorite programs. Or whenever Hillary’s ghoulish visage shows up on my screen. But it’s the timing and...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why Do People **** Almond Joy?

    I don't like brown candy. But is that races?
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    I had to use three baby wipes after my daily Zeab. It was a mess. I might have to shower.
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    ABC cancels "Roseanne" after her shitty racist joke about Valerie Jarret bombs.

    I think it was a parody account or a photo manipulation, but still......
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Is this ***** ***** or did this *** get less than he actually deserved?

    https://www.facebook.com/TheLiberal.ie/videos/2015051228539505/ A little back story here: the *** allegedly was damaging cars in the parking lot and the man in the video confronted him, sparking the incident.
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  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    Never mind. I already posted this shitpost.
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    Freeze!

    It is indeed a gem.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    I said it before, I say it again : Trump fans are in a Trump Cult

    I have said and posted since he came down the escalator that he's no conservative. But he's embraced a few ideals I support and has conducted the business of running the country the same way he's conducted business for over forty years and I got behind that, too.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Freeze!

    I can't believe it's been six years since I adopted the Boobtoucher moniker.
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  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    ABC cancels "Roseanne" after her shitty racist joke about Valerie Jarret bombs.

    "Roseanne Barr's tweets were racist and ABC had every right, as her employer, to fire her" "NFL owners have no right to discipline players who choose to kneel during the National Anthem" Same people.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    ABC cancels "Roseanne" after her shitty racist joke about Valerie Jarret bombs.

    She wasn't that subtle or eloquent and you know it.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    ABC cancels "Roseanne" after her shitty racist joke about Valerie Jarret bombs.

    The irony of this whole thing is that she took it upon herself to show that most Trump supporters aren't bigoted, racist pieces of ****; when she, in fact is a racist, bigoted piece of ****. I wouldn't have put her on the air just because she aligns with tinfoil hat wearing douche bags so...
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